The Borowitz Report -Unidentified Drones Pose Smaller Threat than Pete Hegseth

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NEW JERSEY (The Borowitz Report)—The unidentified drones spotted over New Jersey pose a significantly smaller risk to public safety than Pete Hegseth does, a prominent drone expert said on Tuesday.

Davis Logsdon, a researcher at the University of Minnesota who studies drones of unknown origin, said that “on a scale of one to ten, with ten being most threatening, I would give these drones a three, and Hegseth a ten.”

“To put it in layman’s terms, if I could choose whether the next Defense Secretary was Pete Hegseth or an unidentified drone, I’d go with the drone,” he said.

Quantifying the threat of Hegseth further, the researcher said that the former “Fox & Friends” host was “more dangerous than a drone, but less dangerous than RFK, Jr.”

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