Jeff Bezos Denies $600 Million Wedding Rumors

[NJCher]

It's probably an exaggeration. I don't think you can spend $600 million on a wedding.

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Jeff Bezos recently denied reports that he and his fiancée, Lauren Sánchez, would marry in Aspen next weekend, calling the rumors "completely false."

Despite excitement about wedding planning, Sánchez earlier revealed that they haven't finalized details but are considering a destination wedding.

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez, who have been together since 2018, got engaged in 2023 when the billionaire proposed with a 20-carat pink diamond.

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Go to the link if you want to see fishlips and fake boobs.

These people nauseate me.

[milestogo]

1. Maybe he can buy her some clothes that fit.

[Abolishinist]

11. Or something that rhymes with fits.

[LudwigPastorius]

21. Those bolt-ons are bigger than his head!

[Irish_Dem]

2. While Amazon workers strike because of low pay and bad working conditions.

Bezos is spending over half a billion dollars on a second wedding.

Dumped his first wife because she was not a fame ___ like the new one.

[Mike 03]

3. Even one sixth that would be an absurd amount for a wedding.

Only a wedding on another planet could justifiably cost six hundred million.

(I thought there actually was a $100 million wedding in India hosted by some oligarch. BBC covered the criticism of it.)

[montanacowboy]

4. This is how the French Revolution started

people without healthcare, without decent paying jobs, without housing, without childcare
the time will come under Dump when enough will be enough and these modern day Kings will be taken care of......

[Dave Bowman]

6. Maybe it would be a good idea to invest in guillotines?

[Abolishinist]

12. You can buy one on Amazon for $14.99!

[Dave Bowman]

5. Wouldn't surprise me if it was true. He's a megalomaniac.

[rampartd]

7. cr contains $90 million for inaugeration

even adding the millions in "donations" that is a lot to spend on a party,

for $600 million he must be doing it on the moon.

[SheilaAnn]

8. She's starting to look like Donnie Jr.'s ex.

[Meowmee]

9. Crazy 😣

[Polybius]

10. "Go to the link if you want to see fishlips and fake boobs"

Thank you for that, she's gorgeous. I had no idea that she was 55. I was about to say that money bought him a wife that's 20 years younger, but I was wrong. She's only 5 years younger than the 60 year old Bezos.

[NJCher]

16. to each his/her own

Thank you for that, she's gorgeous.

Stuff like that (fish lips and implant boobs) doesn't appeal to me. I like a more natural look.

It would be a cold effing day in hell before I'd go around like that. And I would never stand there in a black lacy dress with my fish lips pursed. It struck me as so ridiculous and phony that I burst out laughing when I first saw it.

Jeff is standing next to her looking like a simpering idiot.

But then I'd never have anything to do with a person like Bezos in the first place. 🤮

[Intractable]

13. Oh my, the fish lips.

When I saw that picture, I said to myself, "They can both do better."

[hunter]

14. That's just for the lawyers who wrote the prenuptial.

He doesn't want to lose half his wealth the next time he fails at marriage.

[Celerity]

15. All the other kids with the pumped up tits.............................

[NJCher]

18. good song!

I enjoyed it.

[Yavin4]

17. His Trump tax cut will pay for it.

Meanwhile, your grandmother will have to eat dog food.

[LudwigPastorius]

20. All that money is going to get the Beatles back together for the reception.

Paul, Ringo, and AI holograph John & George