Just an idea (I am not saying you should ACTUALLY do this...:D )

[Dem4life1970]

[lastlib]

1. Can we send 'em "postage due"?

[NameAlreadyTaken]

5. With a "postage due" stamp of

Trump/Musk pictured and a value of $32 trillion.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

2. Why waste the postage?

[BWdem4life]

3. If it pisses off TSF, it's money well-spent. nt

[chouchou]

4. I would never, ever do that or perhaps send a letter like yours...to Washington DC.. ..Whitehouse.

Also..I would never, ever eat coconut cake or chocolate malt ice cream or delicious New York strip steaks...and oh God......(bring them on)..

[dflprincess]

6. Postcards might be better

Envelopes would get sent through security.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

7. Addressed to Vice President Trump will get noticed by tRump a lot more. . . . . nt

[soldierant]

8. He would actually do a great job

as Vice President in Charge of Vice. He was born for it.

[lastlib]

9. Better: "Crime Minister tRump." n/t

[Martin Eden]

10. My envelope would contain a request:

Dear President Musk,

Please publish your birth certificate to prove you were born in the United States, and therefore eligible to hold the office to which you were not elected.

Sincerely,
Go Fuck Yourself