"oh fuck, we forgot to have a War on Christmas" -- jeff tiedrich

[orleans]

remember the War on Christmas? remember how much fun that was? Republicans used to cower in their homes as gangs of MS-13 roamed the streets, ready to punch the shit out of anyone who failed to say ‘Happy Holidays.’

seriously, Fox News really fell down on the job this year. back in the good old days, loofah enthusiast Bill O’Reilly would devote weeks upon weeks of programming to tirelessly documenting every instance of a public figure failing to pay proper tribute to Jesus Claus by saying Merry Christmas, using instead the Karl Marx-approved woke greeting Happy Holidays.

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after Bill was sent to a big farm upstate where he would have room to run around and sexually harass all the other dogs, it was up to Fox News found objects like Jesse Watters to carry the mantle.

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in 2025, we’ll have the freedumb to buy a $90 Christmas ornament from Dear Leader’s Slovenian trophy wife.
pro tip: if you’ve got 90 green ones to waste on tacky ornaments from the woman who whined ‘who gives a fuck about Christmas,’ don’t you dare complain about the price of eggs.

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https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/oh-fuck-we-forgot-to-have-a-war-on

[John1956PA]

1. O'Reilly currently has an afternoon web stream.

My co-worker accesses the stream on her days off from work.

[Lefta Dissenter]

2. Shoot!

I thought he was dead.

Darn.

[orleans]

4. i kinda thought that too. wasn't sure, but i thought maybe... nt

[orleans]

3. ugh!

[eppur_se_muova]

7. He's on NewsNation, and I've seen him on one of our cable channels -- ONN ??

Plus, he's on YouTube and has a podcast.

Definitely not gone, but I don't think he has the influence he once had.

[BoRaGard]

5. But the G.O.P. leader remembered to spew hate and division on Christmas

So that's something.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

6. The War on Christmas? Check out garbage dumps in the coming days.

Where "christmas" goes to die every year. Time for Ishtar/Easter goodies now!