🇨🇦Sixteen reasons why the U.S. should become Canada's 11th province:🇨🇦

[Floyd R. Turbo]

• Because Canada isn’t led by a convicted felon.

• Because the only thing in maple syrup is maple syrup, as opposed to high-fructose corn syrup, water, cellulose gum, salt, caramel colour, sorbic acid, sodium benzoate, sodium citrate and artificial flavours, which Americans call “pancake syrup” — although in a pinch it can be used as transmission fluid.

• Because the scandal-ridden U.S. Supreme Court has members on it who appear to be uniquely unqualified to judge conflicts-of-interest, women’s rights or ethical conduct. According to most recent polls, the court’s reputation has sunk to historical lows, with a majority of Americans unhappy with its performance. Meanwhile, the only thing scandalous about Canada’s Supreme Court is … wait, what? Canada has a Supreme Court?

• Because Saturday Night Live has never been, or ever will be, as funny as SCTV or Kids In The Hall.

https://vancouversun.com/opinion/columnists/pete-mcmartin-why-the-u-s-should-be-canadas-11th-province

[bucolic_frolic]

1. Quebec diaspora

They was here first.

[sop]

2. So many Canadians spend winters in Florida, Trudeau should at least declare the state Canada's 11tn province.

Canada can provide all Floridians healthcare, and deport Trump and his despicable clan.

[ms liberty]

4. I would totally move home to Fla then!

[Mister Ed]

3. K & R. Well worth reading the full editorial at the link. n/t

[Ray Bruns]

5. The statement about SCTV and The Kids In The Hall is totally true!

[Reader Rabbit]

7. "I'm crushing your head!"

You should also have added Letterkennyn and Shoresy.

[robbob]

11. But before those, if we're adding sitcoms:

Corner Gas, one of the funniest Canadian sitcoms of all time! Or let’s just say “sitcoms” of all time, Canadian or otherwise.

[niyad]

6. Heartbreaking, true.

[RainCaster]

8. Just take the West Coast, MA & NY, leave President Musk those flyover states

Those are the low wage workers he values most as his workers. That's why he came to TX.

[usonian]

9. Instead: USONA, United States of North America

At last count (https://www.countries-ofthe-world.com/countries-of-north-america.html)



Now, let’s see those White Christian “Nationalists” outvote the combined population of the

United States of North America!

Put some maple syrup on my churros!

As I light up a nice Cuban cigar. WAIT I forgot about Jamaica!

[hardluck]

10. It's a ploy so Canada can win a Stanley Cup

For the first time since 93.

[applegrove]

12. Ouch!

[PeaceWave]

13. Canada should call Trump's bluff and agree to become part of the U.S. But, only if...

All ten of Canada's provinces become individual states within the U.S. All of these provinces would most certainly become blue states, thereby ensuring Democratic domination over the House, Senate and White House for ages to come. Trump's head would explode.