Somehow, DC Republicans are always the victims of every crime that never happened the most -- Jeff Tiedrich

[red dog 1]

rom today's post, on every Republican coming out of the woodwork to pretend that they, too, have been the victim of a crime in DC — a crime that never happened the most
please read the whole thing, thanks!
link is here: bit.ly/4loR6J6
(and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)

— Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich.bsky.social) 2025-08-13T16:47:37.671Z

[marble falls]

1. That and being victim of "reverse racism."

[erronis]

2. Or being denied pierogi or an expensive meal at an exclusive restaurant.

Poor babies! My heart goes out to them..... NOT!

[marble falls]

4. "We reserve the right to say nope to former liberal sellouts, the sign's right there, sir. Nothing personal. Good day!"

He didn't go away angry, just quite chagrined.

I used to make them myself. But Mrs Wagner's turns out a very good product.

[Timeflyer]

3. The messaging is out there--Wash D.C. is crime central and Orange Jeezus is wise to send military to US city

because it's terrible (and by the way, the Epstein mess has nothing to do with Orange Jeezus, so don't bring that up anymore) That's the gist of the opinion expressed to me today when I called the White House comments line. The person who answered was full-on MAGA believer.

Note to self: leave a recorded message, don't try to interact with anyone who'd volunteer to work the WH phones for Orange Jeezus.

[marble falls]

5. anywhere TACO goes becomes a center for crime.