Hey everyone, I just won the Ned Low prize...

[Ned Low]

For doing things better than anyone else in the world. It is an award that I just thought up and came to the conclusion that there was nobody better in this world to award it to than me. Didn't Rand Paul do something similar with his eye doctor diploma? Anyway, I am honored by this recognition and expect everyone else to acknowledge the superiority I hold over everyone in my own thoughts. I'll be fashioning the medal that goes with it shortly.

[Ocelot II]

1. Congratulations!

You can get gold spray paint at any hardware store if you need to create some physical evidence of this honor.

[Diamond_Dog]

2. Can anyone imagine inviting Trump to their Festivus celebration?

The Airing of Grievances would take a week.

[House of Roberts]

5. Trump recounting his grievances might never end.

He'd be on a continuing repeating loop and get stuck, like a skipping record.

[barbtries]

12. ah, so it isn't that he lies and bitches and moans and bullies and spits and passes out constantly

because he is a thoroughly despicable example of a human, but because he's celebrating. It's always festivus in the krasnov household. always.

[CrispyQ]

3. An outstanding achievement, sir!

[demmiblue]

4. Congrats!

[twodogsbarking]

6. Christmas will now be called Ned Low Day. Move over baby Jesus there is only room for one in the manger.

[gfarber]

7. Volunteer

I do 3D modeling, often for people with 3D printers. If you provide me with a picture you would like turned into a bas-relief for your medal, I'll turn it into a 3D STL file. I like your idea, and I will do it for free. Piss on Trump.

[ToxMarz]

8. Oh yes Rand Paul

Rand Paul is an active, licensed physician, but he is not certified by the nationally recognized American Board of Ophthalmology (ABO). Instead, he is certified by a rival organization, the National Board of Ophthalmology (NBO), which he founded himself.

The recognized organization responsible for certifying ophthalmologists (eye physicians and surgeons) in the United States is the American Board of Ophthalmology (ABO). There is no official "National Board of Ophthalmology" that is recognized by the American Board of Medical Specialties (ABMS)

We can all be anything we say we are, dammit!

[Joinfortmill]

9. Hahaha

[Martin Eden]

10. Can we see the bling?

I hope it's not as creepy as the FIFA Prize.

[barbtries]

11. get in line.

I've been awarded the barbtries Peace Please Prize. By me. I have already thanked myself very much for it, and fully expect to be the recipient annually from this date forward well into eternity.

[NewLarry]

13. WE bow down

before your magnificent awesomeness!

[surrealAmerican]

14. A medal is hardly adequate for such a prestigious award.

You will need a honking big trophy to go with it.

[GopherGal]

15. For achievements in humility

... and modesty?

Pretty sure the Orange MF hasn't claimed that one yet.

[GreenWave]

16. to award it to than me. (oops!)

to award it to than me. I

[debm55]

17. Congratulations to you.

[Ilsa]

18. I and all of these notables are happy for you:

As well as all of these common folk who look exactly like Willian Defoe:


And my friends and relatives in Colorado:

[malaise]

19. Love it

😂