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lastlib

(27,510 posts)
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 02:53 PM Friday

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Someone proposed a pool for predicting the date The Felon/Rapist/Traitor buys the Big Ticket (i.e., dies). So here it is! Make your prediction as to the exact date he goes to meet Satan. I will volunteer to keep track of the predictions, and we can maybe award a prize to whomever picks the right date, or gets closest. Who's in??

He's 79 now, would turn 80 on June 14 (besmirching our Flag Day, like the cretin he is...). I predict he won't make it. I'll pick May 27th.

Post your prediction below!

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Join The Pool: (Original Post) lastlib Friday OP
I am going to take January 2, 2026 yellow dahlia Friday #1
I'll predict my birthday; July10 this year. What a great summer it would be! SheilaAnn Friday #2
Good choice, SheilaAnn! lastlib Friday #5
Got it, dahlia! lastlib Friday #3
This message was self-deleted by its author kcoates Tuesday #33
April 30, 2026 Thunderbeast Friday #4
Roger, Thunderbeast! lastlib Friday #7
April 1, 2026 QED Friday #6
you're down for April Fool's day! lastlib Friday #8
May Day canetoad Friday #9
I predict he will die in late January, nocoincidences Friday #10
I don't think it can be kept secret for more than ten minutes...... lastlib Friday #11
Epsteins birthday. Prairie_Seagull Friday #12
This message was self-deleted by its author lastlib Friday #13
If you want poetic justice, let him drop dead on Jan. 6th! lastlib Saturday #16
He won't make 80 malaise Friday #14
I didn't know that. 🤞 Plus his diet is pretty much worse! electric_blue68 Saturday #17
I vote for every day. Orrex Friday #15
august 13, 2026 5;45 a.m onethatcares Saturday #18
kick for visibility. lastlib Sunday #19
I don't know. Unless it's 10 seconds from now, it's too far in the future. Vinca Sunday #20
I've had February 2nd 2026....in another deadpool, I'll keep it.... MiHale Tuesday #21
Nice choice! lastlib Tuesday #26
👍 MiHale Tuesday #48
May 25th, 2026 Ol Janx Spirit Tuesday #22
got it! lastlib Tuesday #25
Can you place bets of when he may expire? JPK Tuesday #23
it wouldn't surprise me. lastlib Tuesday #24
I was wondering when someone would come up with a dead pool. Ocelot II Tuesday #27
got it! lastlib Tuesday #38
April 17th ZDU Tuesday #28
Interesting choice! lastlib Tuesday #39
A lot of us old folks die during the winter. I'll go with Feb. 15. HappyH Tuesday #29
During DU Hearts week! lastlib Tuesday #40
It's my birthday too and a nice gift suggestion. HappyH Tuesday #46
. lastlib Tuesday #47
February 17 malaise 5 hrs ago #63
July 4, 2026 Betty Boom Tuesday #30
That would be sweet! lastlib Tuesday #41
Less than 24 hours after we have definitive he raped an under age girl. Chasstev365 Tuesday #31
February 13 2026 Blue Full Moon Tuesday #32
LUCKY Friday the 13th! Love it! Totally Tunsie Tuesday #57
Goodbye kcoates Tuesday #34
That would be SWEET KARMA!!! lastlib Tuesday #42
I've won before with 56, so I'm going with May 6, 2026 TBF Tuesday #35
you're in! lastlib Tuesday #43
February 1. piddyprints Tuesday #36
I like it! Two reasons to celebrate! lastlib Tuesday #44
January 13, 2026. I'm an optimist, and hope we don't have to wait long. NNadir Tuesday #37
I like your optimism! lastlib Tuesday #45
Tomorrow night. Efilroft Sul Tuesday #49
I'll need two bottles of champagne. NNadir Tuesday #50
OK, but one problem with it: lastlib Tuesday #54
Well, crap. Efilroft Sul 21 hrs ago #59
2/3/26 bucolic_frolic Tuesday #51
Join the Pool. Dave Bowman Tuesday #52
Much too late, but Friday, Feb 13, 2026 usonian Tuesday #53
I learn stuff all the time on this site! lastlib Tuesday #55
Exactly Blue Full Moon 15 hrs ago #60
Going to say June 30th, 2026. Xolodno Tuesday #56
It gives me no joy to suggest he will NOT die in office Stinky The Clown Wednesday #58
Cinco de Mayo Blue Dotty 12 hrs ago #61
That would be karmic! lastlib 5 hrs ago #62
The IDES of March Conjuay 5 hrs ago #64

Response to yellow dahlia (Reply #1)

nocoincidences

(2,456 posts)
10. I predict he will die in late January,
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 09:16 PM
Friday

but we will not be told til February.

Nothing logical here, just intuition.

lastlib

(27,510 posts)
11. I don't think it can be kept secret for more than ten minutes......
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 09:25 PM
Friday

If you want in the pool, we need a definite date.

Response to Prairie_Seagull (Reply #12)

MiHale

(12,593 posts)
21. I've had February 2nd 2026....in another deadpool, I'll keep it....
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 02:32 PM
Tuesday

Theme is Groundhogs Day…can’t do this again!

JPK

(918 posts)
23. Can you place bets of when he may expire?
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 04:19 PM
Tuesday

I'm sure there has to be a line in Vegas on the subject. I wonder what the odds makers think.

Ocelot II

(128,950 posts)
27. I was wondering when someone would come up with a dead pool.
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 05:28 PM
Tuesday

Betcha there are a lot of these going on, where people are actually buying into the pool. Somebody might make some big bucks.

I'll go with June 11, no particular reason.

Betty Boom

(366 posts)
30. July 4, 2026
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 05:30 PM
Tuesday

Then we will always have two reasons to celebrate that date with fireworks. Forever.

TBF

(35,572 posts)
35. I've won before with 56, so I'm going with May 6, 2026
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 05:43 PM
Tuesday

but I hope it's sooner. He is not a good human.

lastlib

(27,510 posts)
43. you're in!
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 06:32 PM
Tuesday

For the same reason you're projecting, I hope you're wrong too!

I wish you luck! (Should I say "bad luck"?)

lastlib

(27,510 posts)
45. I like your optimism!
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 06:35 PM
Tuesday

you're on the board!

Glad to have a smart guy like you on board!

lastlib

(27,510 posts)
54. OK, but one problem with it:
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:05 PM
Tuesday

When the fireworks go off, how will people know what event we're celebrating??

But I'll take it anyway!

usonian

(23,437 posts)
53. Much too late, but Friday, Feb 13, 2026
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:01 PM
Tuesday

Friday the 13th., and
The commencement of Satanic Lupercalia.

Lupercalia, Satanic Valentine’s Day
Feb 13-15
Sex and Lust Celebration


(I looked it up.)
It also coincides with the "Saint Valentine's Day Massacre" courtesy of earlier mobsters in Chicago.

In a highly serious vein, I suggest that the day be designated on of protection of children from sexual predators, and for their proper welfare throughout the entire world, regardless of any "children's day" that may exist. It is obviously ignored when predators run free.

It should be named "Trump Epstein day for the eradication of sexual predators and the promotion of happy and healthy childhood throughout the world"

Xolodno

(7,304 posts)
56. Going to say June 30th, 2026.
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 11:45 PM
Tuesday

By that time it will be clear the economy is not doing well and his tariffs are not working. Plus I'm going to bet his ballroom will be behind schedule. He'll be screaming at everyone by then as he never takes responsibility. Plus the early polls for the mid terms will be even more awful.

lastlib

(27,510 posts)
62. That would be karmic!
Fri Jan 2, 2026, 08:34 AM
5 hrs ago

let's hope! You're on the list!

(I really like your name! (are you a "pale" blue dotty? )

Conjuay

(2,889 posts)
64. The IDES of March
Fri Jan 2, 2026, 08:41 AM
5 hrs ago

AND a second contest

-Best Obituary-

I mean he writes such GREAT ones, we should return the favor!

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