"The White House Doctors have just reported that I am in 'PERFECT HEALTH" Trump today

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

“The White House Doctors have just reported that I am in ‘PERFECT HEALTH,’ and that I ‘ACED (Meaning, was correct on 100% of the questions asked!), for the third straight time, my Cognitive Examination, something which no other President, or previous Vice President, was willing to take”

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[Buckeyeblue]

1. When will it come out that he has to use toilet paper to wipe his mouth?

[Blues Heron]

2. This is fucking torture, when will the pukes do the right thing and remove this beast from office once and for all

[Irish_Dem]

3. GOP are traitors to this country. They work for Putin and the billionaires.

Not the American people.

[Blues Heron]

4. It's unreal to be subjected to this day after day

[Irish_Dem]

12. We are undergoing real trauma every day.

[Chasstev365]

5. Never; they will try to hide his death with holograms.

[chicoescuela]

7. They are too afraid at this point. I think his diaper may have to explode

in the Oval Office on live TV first.

[Swede]

6. His daily MRI and cognitive test.

[SheltieLover]

8. He doth protest too nuch ...

While worrying about getting into "heaven."

[gab13by13]

9. There is a movie based on Krasnov's virility,

Krasnov is the Black Knight.

https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=Monty+Python+Knight+fight+video&mid=F3560F873B41E43BA9FCF3560F873B41E43BA9FC&FORM=VIRE

[malaise]

10. No one in perfect health

takes blood thinners
STFU fool

[Scrivener7]

11. Good. If he's saying that, it means he's really sick.

[orangecrush]

13. Quiet Piggy

[hatrack]

14. Person, Woman, Man, Camera TV is now Rhino, Elephant, Giraffe, Hippo, Lion

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Can't wait for next month's Montreal Cognitive Assessment!!!

[surfered]

15. Are the cognitive tests daily now? He's so demented he doesn't realize that's a bad thing.

[newdeal2]

16. Soon his doctors will award him a gold medal for perfect health

At the Trump Center of course.

[Ocelot II]

17. If you're pushing 80 you're not in perfect health. Nobody that age is in perfect health.

By that age something is wrong with you. You're taking medication for something. You have arthritis somewhere. Your reflexes are slower, you need glasses to read and your night vision isn't good. Some foods disagree with you. You can't do the same physical activities you used to do. You have to get up to pee several times a night, and the only part of you that's never stiff is that one. Face it, Piggy, you're just like the rest of us, and even if whatever is wrong with you isn't immediately fatal, you can't beat the Reaper.

[MineralMan]

21. Right you are.

As an 80-year-old, I'm doing OK, but my health is nothing like "perfect." It's "OK for my age." As long as I take my three prescriptions daily and don't try to behave like a 40-year-old.

Trump looks lousy. He walks poorly. He has visible bruises on his hands. He sits whenever he can, because he can't stand for very long.

[Takket]

18. I can't believe the media just ignores what these "cognitive" tests are

My wife had one when they thought she was having a stroke. You give people these tests to see if there is “anyone home”. They are not any kind of measure of intelligence. And the fact a doctor has given him one of these tests three times in a year should alarm the media and they should be alarming the American public.

And the fact drumpf doesn’t understand any of these should also be alarming us all as well.

[sop]

19. Must be the daily aspirin he takes.

[dalton99a]

20. Yep.

[keep_left]

28. LOL, he thinks he's taking an IQ test...

...droning on and on about "stupid" and "incompetent" people, when he's the poster boy for stupidity and incompetence. He's too dumb to understand that a cognitive exam doesn't test your IQ! Not that we would ever learn the truth anyway--does anyone remember Trump's "hippie doctor" who got his office raided by Trump's security goons? There must have been some pretty incriminating or embarrassing things in his medical files there, because Trump's thugs made sure all traces of his records were removed.

[returnee]

22. Guess what...

…I don’t believe they said that.
And every post reinforces his insanity.

[Vinca]

23. Do they give him cognitive tests on the hour or something?

[Hey Joe]

24. In other words

He is mentally, physically and psychologically shot.
I always just go with the opposite of what issues from his assmouth and it invariably is closer to the truth.

[multigraincracker]

25. Denial is not only a river in Africa

[Ping Tung]

26. In the same sense that a brick is perfectly round.

[Blumancru]

27. Cripes. Which animal pictures did he identify this time?

[SammyWinstonJack]

32. Ha!

[mwmisses4289]

29. Uh-huh, sure they did.

🙄🙄🙄

[Attilatheblond]

30. Likely they say that to a lot of insane geezers with one foot in the grave & the other on a banana peel

No point in agitating him more than he does to himself.

On the other hand, wondering if he wants to believe that is what they told him* as he tries to calm his panic about going to hell soon. HE does seem a tad worried about that possibility of late.

*We all know he hears what he wants to believe, whether it was real or just his pal John Barron's voice in his head.