Beloved Evil Billionaire Peter Thiel rumored to be in the throes of "Trump unlikely to finish his term" priapism

[Miles Archer]

WASHINGTON DC - Evil billionaire mastermind Peter Thiel has reportedly sought medical advice for a recent bout with priapism after reading the headline "'He won't finish his term': Rumors swirl after new Trump claim about 'cognitive exam'."


Thiel, who created JD Vance in his evil underground laboratory from tissue samples taken from Trump supporters and rodents, addressed the public's concern that his painful erection is heading into its third day without relief.

"I am always philosophical when it comes to matters like these. I know the American people will embrace President JD Vance, and the agenda I have crafted for him, with open arms."

The Associated Press debunked rumors that Lauren Boebert was being air-lifted by medical transport to Thiel's mansion as part of his physician's plan to ease the painful condition.

This is a developing story.

[Renew Deal]

1. I think that the recent propping up of Vance points to this

Running around with military people, the Erika Kirk endorsement and a bunch of other recent things.

To me it indicates that they see the finish line for Trump and are propping up Vance.