The most boring propaganda ever made
Jan. 31, 2026, 6:00 AM EST
By Jen Chaney
... when the release date was set, no one knew that the nation would be reeling from the fatal shootings of two Minnesota residents by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents. Or how ICE agents would be terrorizing communities in Minneapolis and other U.S. cities. Or how heartbreaking images of Liam Ramos, a 5-year-old Minneapolis boy snatched out of his driveway with his father, would blanket social media.
But that is the climate that greets Melania, a movie determined to inform audiences that first lady Melania Trump cares about nothing so much as the welfare of our children and the freedoms we hold dear as Americans. No matter where we come from, we are bound by the same humanity, she says in one of many platitude-filled voiceovers that are slathered across Melania like sugary icing on a cake baked with sugar, flour, eggs and heaping amounts of hypocrisy. I will always use my influence and power to help those in need, she insists in another.
Across some 104 minutes, the first lady delivers these blatantly scripted and meaningless narrations with all the conviction of someone who just woke up from a two-hour nap and cant remember what day it is ...
Melania is much less convincing at pretending to be a normal person. In one scene that takes place within a car, Ratner asks who her favorite musical artist is. She says Michael Jackson and mentions that she loves Billie Jean. That is a song about a man accusing a woman of lying about having sex with her, recorded by an artist accused of abusing children. Ratner then puts the song on and joins Melania to sing the lines, People always tell me, be careful what you do/Dont go around breaking young girls hearts ...
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