The reviews for 'Melania' are still coming in. This one is particularly damning

[True Dough]

I do apologize for my warped sense of humor, everybody. Hope you have a terrific Sunday!

[quaint]

1. Nothing warped that I see.

You have a wonder-filled Sunday as well.

[Goonch]

2. ;-{)......

[twodogsbarking]

3. It's actually doing twice as good as expected. They sold two tickets.

[radical noodle]

4. I saw this one on Facebook and is my personal favorite so far

From the Guardian review:
She glides from the fashion fitting to the table setting, and from the “candlelit dinner” to the “starlight ball”, with a face like a fist and a voice of sheet metal. “Candlelight and black tie and my creative vision,” she says, as though listing the ingredients in a cauldron. “As first lady, children will always remain my priority,” she coos, and you can almost picture her coaxing them into her little gingerbread house.

[True Dough]

5. Kudos to that writer!

He or she nailed Melania.

Just like Jeffrey Epstein did. Probably no mention of Esptein in this film, I'm guessing.

[Aristus]

7. I suppose in Slovenian dangling modifiers are perfectly acceptable.

But in her substandard English, she’s implying that children are the First Lady.

She should either learn proper English or go back where she came from. (I dare a right-winger to argue with that).

[paleotn]

13. Whatsa matter? You no speaka good Engalich?

[LtTx]

9. How much more tone deaf can they be?

"candlelight and black tie ......"

Marie Antoinette comes to mind.

[paleotn]

12. Pole dancer chic.

And she has no idea that every single thing she does and touches is gaudy and ridiculous, reeking of dirty Slovenian peasant. Just like Donnie's ideas of decor and decorum. What rednecks think being rich looks like.

[Clouds Passing]

6. Cringe 😬

[William Seger]

8. While #rump plans to bomb Iran again, Melania bombs American cities (nt)

[paleotn]

10. ...........

[orangecrush]

11. ...

[littlemissmartypants]

14. Too soon... 🤓

I think not. And all laughs heal. 🌞

We all need laughter now more than ever.

What Are the Health Benefits of Laughter?
https://www.healthline.com/health/mental-health/benefits-of-laughter

Love you. ❤️

[True Dough]

18. Too soon! Ha ha ha!

Maybe four score and seven more years would be more appropriate timing!

[littlemissmartypants]

19. 😆

[Ziggysmom]

15. Love your warped sense of humor. Reminds me of Hawkeye in MASH, cracking jokes as he

performed surgery. I see Alan Alda turned 90 the other day. Damn! Those episodes of MASH are just as good today as they were over 50 years ago.

Poor Abe, wish he were president now.

[True Dough]

17. Alan Alda is a treasure

I'm grateful that we still have him. So many cast members from MASH are gone now. But the legacy of that series endures.

[Buns_of_Fire]

16. Brett Ratner's triumphant return to moviemaking!

My source tells me that his next tour de force will be called "Fart: A Day in the Life of Donald Trump".

"Now that's entertainment the whole family can enjoy!" said Jeff Bezos, while writing out another $40 million check to Melania's production company.

[Pluvious]

20. Too funny !! Here's a vicious review of the movie from The Independent...

My favorite line:

This is American history through the idiosyncratic prism of a woman who is part-puppet of the regime, part-delusional creative, and part-symbol of America’s immigrant community.

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/reviews/melania-trump-movie-review-documentary-b2911108.html