The irony cannot be calculated....

[634-5789]

[democrank]

1. Straight truth here....

Eric Trump got to where he is on sheer brilliance.

[Just Jerome]

2. The irony is generational.

[lastlib]

3. Gums has the scintillating intellect of a lettuce leaf.....

There is stupid, there is weapons-grade stupid, and then there's the scions of tRump. My brain hurts contemplating that stupid.

[lonely bird]

6. Galactic level stupid

Just looking at that picture makes me think if we sprang from apes those two didn’t spring far enough

[calimary]

9. And just plain ugly, as far as the eye can see.

On the inside as well as the outside.

[lastlib]

13. I think their ancestors came down from the tree.....

...head-first. Maybe hit a rock on the landing?

[lonely bird]

14. Fell out of a stupid tree

And hit every branch on the way down.

[lastlib]

15. That sounds very plausible!

[chouchou]

4. I...I didn't know that there's an Intelligence Quotient that could be in the Minus?

[MLWR]

5. Irony is always lost on republiSCUM.

[NBachers]

7. Although there's some controversy about that . . .

[Tanuki]

8. That's from the Borowitz Report. Funny, and Eric is a

moronic nepo tool, but he didn't really say that.
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/eric-trump-calls-ayatollahs-son-an

"WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a blistering takedown of Iran’s new Supreme Leader, on Sunday Eric Trump claimed that the late Ayatollah’s son was an incompetent idiot who only attained his position through nepotism.

“The last thing the world needs is yet another total bonehead getting a leg up just because of who his dad is,” Trump said. “If this dope’s last name was Henderson instead of Khamenei, he wouldn’t even be in the conversation.”

He added that giving someone control over massive sums of money just because he had a powerful father is “a recipe for disaster.”

“What kind of backwards country showers someone with riches because of who his dad is?” Trump asked. “All I can say is, congratulations, Iran: you just chose a member of the Lucky Sperm Club.”

[niyad]

10. Thank you. I couldn't remember on which satire site I had first seen it.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

11. The Borowitz Report-Eric Trump Calls Ayatollah's Son an Incompetent Moron who Only Got Position Through Nepotism

Thank you @merlinmm.bsky.social!! 💙💙💙

— Peppa Pax Pippa 🕊️☮️✌🏼 (@peppapaxpippa.bsky.social) 2026-03-08T12:46:57.373Z

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/eric-trump-calls-ayatollahs-son-an

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)�In a blistering takedown of Iran�s new Supreme Leader, on Sunday Eric Trump claimed that the late Ayatollah�s son was an incompetent idiot who only attained his position through nepotism.

�The last thing the world needs is yet another total bonehead getting a leg up just because of who his dad is,� Trump said. �If this dope�s last name was Henderson instead of Khamenei, he wouldn�t even be in the conversation.�

He added that giving someone control over massive sums of money just because he had a powerful father is �a recipe for disaster.�

�What kind of backwards country showers someone with riches because of who his dad is?� Trump asked. �All I can say is, congratulations, Iran: you just chose a member of the Lucky Sperm Club.�

[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. This made me smile