'Very Special Boy' Trump Mercilessly Mocked As Republicans Give Him A New Trophy

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Another day, another made-up honor for Donald Trump.

House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) drew swift mockery on Wednesday after he awarded the president the first-ever “America First Award” at the National Republican Congressional Committee fundraiser, which he claimed would now be given “annually from this point forward.”

“We could think of no better title for what that is,” Johnson said of the golden eagle statue. “That’s this beautiful golden statue here. Appropriate for the new golden era in America.”

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The over-the-top tribute quickly sparked ridicule online.

Psaki: Trump's many awards are "like the EGOT for insecure man baby presidents"

— The Briefing with Jen Psaki (@briefingwithpsaki.bsky.social) 2026-03-26T02:13:51.155Z

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[tanyev]

1. "And after you get your award, we'll go get ice cream, OK?"

[Grokenstein]

6. "Two scoops! Two scoops for Donald!"

"Nobody else! Just one for them!"

[H2O Man]

2. Recommended.

At the No Kings! rally, I plan to award him the Arnold Palmer aware for being the biggest dick in DC.

[3catwoman3]

3. Or maybe a juice box and cookies.

This is sooooooooo pathetic and ridiculous.

[The Wizard]

4. Has anyone asked The Speaker how Trump's behind

tastes. Make him talk about it.

[ColoringFool]

5. There Is Something Very, Very Disturbed Within Mike Johnson.

[Ferrets are Cool]

7. Golden Era??? More like Golden Shitter.

Maybe the award should be in the form of a toilet?

[Xipe Totec]

8. Oh, what a lonely boy

[littlemissmartypants]

9. FDT

[LiberalLovinLug]

10. I wonder who's going to win it next year?!!!!!

[EnergizedLib]

11. As bad of shape as America is right now

Thankfully, we still have the freedom, for now, to refuse to join the cult.

[BurnDoubt]

12. Golden Age...

It’s The Gilded Age… With No Self-Awareness.
Such an embarrassment. And Abomination.
Shame on us.

[Native]

13. He's such a fucking idiot.

[Kid Berwyn]

14. Gold-painted lard bucket is more appropriate.

[yellowcanine]

15. Midas Man. He gets a gold trophy for everything he touches.

[Ray Bruns]

16. Have you ever seen anything so Pathetic in your entire life?

[nuxvomica]

17. I wish "annually" was a misspelling

[Wonder Why]

18. My suggestion from yesterday

https://democraticunderground.com/100221126274

[mercuryblues]

19. You mean,

He got a participation trophy?

[Aristus]

20. These are the people who fly into a hysterical, spit-spraying fury when "participation trophies" are brought up?

So, young kids learning the importance of sportsmanship and friendly competition don't get one, but a deranged fuckup who wants to nuke the entire world does?

Make it make sense...

[trusty elf]

21. Golden Turd Award

[MustLoveBeagles]

22. Lol