Apparently, Judge Drunky McWinebox and Alina Habba-Daba-Doo

[maxrandb]

Are on the "short list" for replacing Eva Braun-Bundy-Bondi.

I am surprised that a sucking, blackhole vortex of stupid hasn't swallowed us all whole by now.

We should all get schools named after us if we survive this shitshow.

[Raven123]

1. I doubt that.

[Ocelot II]

6. Just reported on MS NOW, so maybe...

[Mr.Bee]

29. THE AMERICAN EXPERIMENT

Seeing if FOXNews can run the US Government!

[yellow dahlia]

2. Seriously!!?

[maxrandb]

7. MS NOW is reporting that Pirro and Habba

have reached out to White House staff about their desire for the job.

If Bondi was fired because even she was not corrupt enough, Pirro and Habba would foot the bill.

[yellow dahlia]

9. How low can they go?

They keep trying to find the bottom.

Replace a mean girl with another mean girl. And if it is Pirro - a drunk mean girl. It would be funny if it were an SNL skit.

[Ocelot II]

14. When they scrape the bottom of the barrel, they find a trapdoor,

open it and keep going downward. There is no bottom.

[yellow dahlia]

18. Great illustration of the scenario.

[popsdenver]

34. Just wait until you see

who Trump appointed to replace Bondi.............TODD BLANCHE

Also check out the list on WIKI of all that Blanche has done for Trump/Republicans in the past decade and as Trump's personal attorney........HE IS FAR WORSE AND MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE AT RUNNING INTERFERENCE THAN BONDI

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Blanche

[haele]

48. Bizzaro Hinduism meets Dante..

Instead of turtles all the way down, it's office cubicles managed by drunken hyenas all the way down.

[maxrandb]

43. In the Navy, we used to say; "lower than whale shit, and that sinks to the bottom of the ocean"

These fucksticks have found a pile of whale shit, and have decided to dig through it to see what they can find underneath.

[yellow dahlia]

47. Such an appropriate illustration.

[LuvLoogie]

35. I don't think either of them have the chops.

Bondi is a hard ass. The other two aren't as talented in that hard edged way. They're not ready.

[pfitz59]

3. Maybe the 'short list' for being canned!

Both failed miserably. But I guess Trump does love 'losers'!

[Ocelot II]

4. Talk about failing upwards...

But we can always count on Piggy replacing a fired minion with someone even worse. The upside if there is one, is that both of them are so galactically incompetent that they'll be even less successful than AG Barbie in persecuting Trump's adversaries.

[SuzyandPuffpuff]

5. What shit show?

I'm living in my fox news bubble where everything is everyone else's fault and none of it is mine ... lol ... jfc i am so DONE with these pukes...somebody pull the plug please

[usonian]

8. Rudy

That is all.

[maxrandb]

11. I heard Ted Cruz. Retrumplican Senator would jump at the chance to get him out of the Senate

"I like Ted Cruz more than his Retrumplican Senate colleagues do...and I frickin hate Ted Cruz" - Al Franken

[usonian]

12. Does the job offer WFC? (Work from Cancun)

DC is still mighty cold.

And the margaritas taste like dishwater ...

[Ocelot II]

15. Cruz is awful but he's not stupid.

He's smart enough not to want the job.

[Walleye]

10. I don't think it will be a woman. He is purging his cabinet of women.

[DinahMoeHum]

13. Last I heard, it was Tom Blanche

on the short list of sucessors

[Celerity]

44. Todd, not Tom, and he is the acting AG atm, but the early favourite to be the permanent replacement is Lee Zeldin

Who Is Lee Zeldin? Possibly Trump’s Next Attorney General

Lee Zeldin, currently the administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency, is understood to be the leading candidate for Attorney General after President Donald Trump fired Pam Bondi.

https://time.com/article/2026/04/02/lee-zeldin-attorney-general-pam-bondi-trump-fire/



Trump dismissed Bondi on Thursday after she faced significant backlash over her department’s handling of the Epstein files, documents related to the investigation into convicted sex offender and disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein. Bondi is scheduled to face a deposition before the congressional House Oversight Committee later this month related to the Epstein investigation and transparency of the files.

“Pam Bondi is a Great American Patriot and a loyal friend, who faithfully served as my Attorney General over the past year,” Trump said in a Truth Social post, praising her record on reducing murders and other crimes. “We love Pam, and she will be transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector, to be announced at a date in the near future.”

Trump has also reportedly expressed private dissatisfaction that Bondi did not pursue investigations into his critics aggressively enough. At Trump’s behest, the DOJ under Bondi has pursued criminal investigations into several of Trump’s perceived political adversaries, most of whom are Democrats. These include probes into New York Attorney General Letitia James, California Sen. Adam Schiff, Fed Governor Lisa Cook, and Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell. The DOJ has so far failed to secure indictments in any of the cases, although some are ongoing.

Bondi was confirmed as Attorney General with a 54-46 vote last February, after Trump’s initial pick, former Rep. Matt Gaetz (R, Fla.), withdrew from consideration amid scrutiny of allegations of sexual misconduct. Bondi told lawmakers at her confirmation hearing that she would not target people based on their politics, citing criminal cases against Trump. Last month, Trump replaced Kristi Noem with Markwayne Mullin as Homeland Secretary, making Noem the first Cabinet member to be removed during Trump’s second term.

snip

[DinahMoeHum]

45. thanx

n/t

[Prairie Gates]

16. I honestly don't see how they get even Senate GOP on board with Alina Habba

She was desperately unqualified to be in any DOJ post at all. It's not whether you'd get to 50. I honestly don't think you'd get to 40.

It's gonna be Lee Zeldin.

[RoeVWade]

17. What about the other guy, face like Droopy Dog.

He was just appointed judge.

[yellow dahlia]

19. Emil Bove

[RoeVWade]

21. Yah that guy.

nt^

[FakeNoose]

36. They already made him a judge, why would he want to work for Chump?

Why would he give up his safe-and- cushy-for-life job now?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emil_Bove

[RoeVWade]

40. Absolutely. Reminds of of quote of Kim Jong Un

Kim is like the Sun. People in his vicinity bathe in the warmth and the benefits. But getting too close you risk getting incinerated.

Same with Trumpie.

[GiqueCee]

26. Emile is a world-class scumbag...

... who has to avoid direct sunlight or he'll burst into flames.

[yellow dahlia]

30. See - he has all the qualifications.

Did I really need this?

[GiqueCee]

42. Nope!

[ChicagoTeamster]

20. Alina wasn't even qualified to be a US Attorney. She's been rejected for that. How will she be confirmed as AG?

[3825-87867]

22. With confirmations stalled

does that allow trump to do even more things outside the law?

[ananda]

23. Ok, you can think of it as being swallowed into a black hole...

The question is: is there an exit?

[calimary]

24. Gotta admit, I am enjoying THE HELL OUTTA THIS!!!

The walls are starting to close in on the donald.

Just before the commercial break, I heard there was a possibility of a parade of “acting” officials who didn’t (or couldn’t) get a legally official formal appointment.

For the rest of this damnable “president’s” equally damnable term.

[LudwigPastorius]

25. Stephen Miller

Sure, he’s not an attorney, but he has the kind of nasty disposition to be Trump’s “Retributionist General”.

[GiqueCee]

27. THAT evil sonofabitch...

... is already WAY to close to power as it is, just being an advisor. God help us all if Nosferatu were ever to get REAL power!

[madinmaryland]

49. No. Pee Wee German will not be AG. He works best in the sewer.

[Figarosmom]

28. I don't think it will be a woman. Besides habba

couldn't pass confirmation and perrinos track record at getting convictions likely has her on the fire list.

There was speculation that it would be the guy in the EPA.

[Historic NY]

31. How about dear Lindsey

he's been the official cheerleader and ball washer

[Evolve Dammit]

32. That's fucking great...

[Buddyzbuddy]

33. C'mon, admit it. Didn't you think it couldn't possibly get any worse.

[Ocelot II]

37. I've always known it can and will get worse.

[Hassler]

38. Matt Gaitz is tanned, rested and ready.

[ToxMarz]

39. I would hope at this point (I know it's a pipe dream) that at least a couple R - Senators will hold out

for a peice of shit Trump nominee that at least on paper would seem actually qualified.

[rubbersole]

41. What's a school?

[spanone]

46. That alone should disqualify trmp's presidency.

[Brenda]

50. Have to disagree. It will be a man. All his female fires will be replaced by

males. I expect Tulsi and maybe even Susie to be next in line.

[underpants]

51. We should all get schools named after us if we survive this shitshow.

🏆