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HowlingWulf

(589 posts)
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 06:03 PM 22 hrs ago

If Trump has in fact been taken to Walter Reed, here's what's gonna happen.

He's going to fake his death and resurrection on Easter morning. He'll hold a press conference telling us how the medical examiner arrived to find his body bag empty, and eventually located Trump in the hospital's chapel giving thanks for his return to life. The ME took his hand with a tear in his eye and said, "Sir, thank you for coming back to us. I now see that you are divinely appointed to lead our nation." Then we'll hear about Trump's NDE in which he personally met with Jesus and all the most important angels and received top-secret instructions blah blah blah blah. And then the ME told him he totally aced his NDE, it was the most advanced kind of NDE, and no one else has ever had a more impressive one.

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If Trump has in fact been taken to Walter Reed, here's what's gonna happen. (Original Post) HowlingWulf 22 hrs ago OP
... orangecrush 22 hrs ago #1
I'll watch Twitter tomorrow on this. Even if he's not at Reed underpants 22 hrs ago #2
.... was trDUMP sure,... magicarpet 22 hrs ago #3
He's proving already suing them Diraven 22 hrs ago #13
He may be in a padded room malaise 22 hrs ago #4
There's never been a NDE like it. PuraVidaDreamin 22 hrs ago #5
no...if in fact he actually dies his agingdem 22 hrs ago #6
They've pretty much been doing that this whole term. diane in sf 21 hrs ago #18
All they have to say is that he was Raptured Baitball Blogger 22 hrs ago #7
If he was raptured, House of Roberts 22 hrs ago #12
I have a problem with "raptured".... lastlib 19 hrs ago #30
I wish this was an impossible scenario Wifes husband 22 hrs ago #8
He better NOT die without a TV camera present Submariner 22 hrs ago #9
Don't hold anything back Submariner!! 😆 Hey Joe 22 hrs ago #10
Hey, how Submariner feels is how I'm feeling, also. calimary 19 hrs ago #31
"The big, strong medical examiner" Diraven 22 hrs ago #11
I think i found the root cause of the rumors SouthBayDem 22 hrs ago #14
Outlandish but when isn't he? MustLoveBeagles 21 hrs ago #15
what about out of body experience Tetrachloride 21 hrs ago #16
i am holding a certin song in reserve should a certain event happen AllaN01Bear 21 hrs ago #17
Is this tonights SNL cold open or the latest South Park episode? William Seger 21 hrs ago #19
He wasn't taken to Walter Reed relayerbob 21 hrs ago #20
And any fake Christian evangelical dumb enough to embrace and run with it deserves to lose their soul. ChicagoTeamster 21 hrs ago #21
Just wanna say, this is kinda ridiculous Arthur_Frain 21 hrs ago #22
Lighten up Francis, it's a freakin' joke. You remember - humor? Maru Kitteh 20 hrs ago #28
This is a joke? Arthur_Frain 18 hrs ago #34
I guess he's still at Walter Reed.. red dog 1 20 hrs ago #23
"Sir!" Jesus said... dpibel 20 hrs ago #24
I hope when he dies no former presidents attend his funeral. Gary 50 20 hrs ago #25
OMFG... buzzycrumbhunger 20 hrs ago #26
I'm just hoping he doesn't accidentally fall into a wood chipper struggle4progress 20 hrs ago #27
For some reason I saw tweets, threads and blu sky posts a few days ago saying that Donold was going to die on LiberalArkie 19 hrs ago #29
Join the Pool! lastlib 19 hrs ago #32
I think he is going to parachute into Iran doc03 19 hrs ago #33
BRILLIANT Faux pas 15 hrs ago #35

underpants

(196,583 posts)
2. I'll watch Twitter tomorrow on this. Even if he's not at Reed
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 06:07 PM
22 hrs ago

they will work up a story line on it. I can almost guarantee it.

magicarpet

(18,555 posts)
3. .... was trDUMP sure,...
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 06:12 PM
22 hrs ago

.... to have God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit to sign an Non- Disclosure Agreement ?

No wonder we heard nothing of this in the media.

agingdem

(8,863 posts)
6. no...if in fact he actually dies his
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 06:13 PM
22 hrs ago

inner circle of crazy enablers are going to pull a "Weekend at Bernie's"...

House of Roberts

(6,540 posts)
12. If he was raptured,
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 06:43 PM
22 hrs ago

and all the MAGATs didn’t get to go with him, that means they are all left behind.

lastlib

(28,302 posts)
30. I have a problem with "raptured"....
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 08:57 PM
19 hrs ago

Move one letter, and you have "RAPE TURD." -- THAT, he is, I can agree!!

Submariner

(13,377 posts)
9. He better NOT die without a TV camera present
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 06:24 PM
22 hrs ago

we've all earned the damn right to watch him suffer through his excruciating whiny death spiral in 4K HD in all its horrific detail, leave nothing out. Don't cheat out of a chance at gut busting laughter.

May your pathway to hell be so hot so that it boils away the fluid in your fat exploding swollen ankles you pedo piece of dog excrement.

Oh....and Happy Easter Diaper Don.

calimary

(90,100 posts)
31. Hey, how Submariner feels is how I'm feeling, also.
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 09:06 PM
19 hrs ago

For me. I’d add “sick at heart”. Especially after reading that his next target is the U.S. Forest Service.

SouthBayDem

(33,295 posts)
14. I think i found the root cause of the rumors
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 06:49 PM
22 hrs ago

regarding unusually high activity at Walter Reed. WUSA 9, the CBS station in DC, reported on Friday: "Walter Reed National Military Medical Center confirmed…that it’s treating personnel from Operation Epic Fury."

I’m sure a lot of us come from the era of “don’t believe everything you see on the Internet”, as Daniel Kibblesmith put it.

MustLoveBeagles

(16,484 posts)
15. Outlandish but when isn't he?
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 07:12 PM
21 hrs ago

I honestly wouldn't put it past him to pull a ridiculous stunt like that.

ChicagoTeamster

(984 posts)
21. And any fake Christian evangelical dumb enough to embrace and run with it deserves to lose their soul.
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 07:52 PM
21 hrs ago

Because their racist fake jesus is their real god and they've just been waiting for the right incident to tell everyone.

Arthur_Frain

(2,373 posts)
22. Just wanna say, this is kinda ridiculous
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 07:52 PM
21 hrs ago

And any freepers lurking here are having a field day.

Some high level conspiracy theory bupkus bullshit.

buzzycrumbhunger

(1,951 posts)
26. OMFG...
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 08:45 PM
20 hrs ago

Just when I was wondering WTAF was up with that scene with his “religious” guru (the blonde bimbo who married into, then embezzled from Journey, right?) was blathering over him being so christlike and he declared himself god?

You don’t suppose that was the set-up for him pretending to come back to life to prove his claim, do you?

This is exactly something he would do. Remember, this is the guy who set up a fake assassination attempt, after all.

LiberalArkie

(19,826 posts)
29. For some reason I saw tweets, threads and blu sky posts a few days ago saying that Donold was going to die on
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 08:53 PM
19 hrs ago

April 4. Weird is all I thought..

lastlib

(28,302 posts)
32. Join the Pool!
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 09:08 PM
19 hrs ago
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220891626

DUers have been making their predictions as to when Diaper Don will buy the big ticket. Whoever gets closest to the actual date gets a prize!

Make your prediction at the link above. Everybody can play, even if you've entered before!

doc03

(39,091 posts)
33. I think he is going to parachute into Iran
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 09:24 PM
19 hrs ago

with guns blazing like Rambo and rescue the pilot.

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