Trump's Grifter-ella "Spiritual Advisor" says young Donny "went sometimes 3 times a week to Saturday & Sunday School

[Miles Archer]

Paula White, wife of Journey keyboardist Jonathan Cain, the woman who told her followers to sent the money they had set aside to pay their electric bills, and let Jesus worry about keeping the lights on.

Acyn

‪@acyn.bsky.social‬
White-Cain: Many people don’t know about the upbringing of President Trump. He went sometimes three times a week to Saturday and Sunday school.

White-Cain: Many people don’t know about the upbringing of President Trump. He went sometimes three times a week to Saturday and Sunday school.

— Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) 2026-04-05T02:07:48.194Z

[RockRaven]

1. She is confusing Bible study with remedial lessons...

[tanyev]

2. And he never learned that the Second Letter to the Corinthians is not called "Two Corinthians"?

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Or that communion wafers are not called “the little cracker”?

ETA: Or that "Happy Good Friday!" is not an appropriate greeting for the occasion?


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[dalton99a]

3. And Donny walked uphill both ways - even though he had a chauffeur

[allegorical oracle]

14. I thought he built the yellow brick road and the Emerald City -- after he

flew around the world in 80 days in a balloon.

The grifting con artist (djt) has hit the jackpot of his life.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

4. Paula. She was originally named, Saula.

[mwmisses4289]

5. Yeah, this lady is full on crackers. 😵‍💫

[jmowreader]

6. Obviously it didn't take

Trump was such a handful when he was a kid, his parents shipped him off to military school. That doesn’t happen unless you’re a certified nightmare.

[Intractable]

8. Could the plastic surgeon have pulled the skin around her eyes any tighter?

This is the look of a natural and godly woman.



They are still around? If the band Journey disappeared, I wouldn't ever know about it.

[no_hypocrisy]

9. That's not the way it happened.

First of all, Fred Trump likely would have been with his family and Fred preferred working over churching. Even on the week-ends.

Next, do you know which church Fred selected for his family? The Marble Collegiate Church in Manhattan, nothing local in Queens. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marble_Collegiate_Church

And the preaching of Norman Vincent Peale. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Vincent_Peale (He even married TSF and Ivana.)

And the message of The Power of Positive Thinking. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Power_of_Positive_Thinking

Instead of taking home the message of Jesus' humanity and humility, TSF was ingrained with the concept that you can do anything that you imagine if you hang in there.

While NVP wasn't exactly Billy Graham, congregants were left with a diluted concept of The Gospels, The Beatitudes, and the rest of it.

As for White's claim of TSF attending Sunday School regularly, it's a lie regardless of whether she or he made it up.

[spanone]

10. She's full of shit.

[eShirl]

11. Because he's just like Jesus!

When does he start flipping over the tables of the moneylenders?

[Vinca]

12. I'd like Mary Trump to weigh in on this fairy tale. I'm sure her father might have mentioned it.

[Buns_of_Fire]

13. He may well have -- to wait outside and throw rocks at the other kids as they were leaving. nt

[lame54]

15. To take money from the collection plate