I'm gonna be SO letdown

[ABC123Easy]

If this Walter Reed reporting doesn't result in the answer to Orrex's question being YES.

SO DISAPPOINTED

[Coldwater]

1. Hope springs eternal

[Ocelot II]

2. I doubt he's dead; that would have been leaked by now.

More likely they've secretly flown him to somewhere overseas to meet the rescued pilot and take credit for the rescue.

[usonian]

3. What if he's flying to Tehran to engage in a beard-pulling match with the new Ayatollah?

Here. Hegseth, Trump, and Patel in disguise.

[Hey Joe]

4. You and 250 million other people!

At least!

[EarthFirst]

5. Suffice it to say; that number may be in the billions... nt

[Blue Owl]

6. Goddamnit