Drug commercials; You'd think if I had fubegartelitus

[edhopper]

as a result of taking zongazifrelartin for my nonifactus perfaluticacious, and was not allergic to greepalonin, my doctor would know about this drug well before I heard of it.

[Walleye]

1. A good point, and very funny

[RockRaven]

2. My "favorite" part is where they say "do not take zonxiflabinak if you are allergic to zonxiflabinak"

Gee thanks for looking out for me like that, I might have made a horrible mistake if you hadn't mentioned it.

[Faux pas]

3. Lol 😆

[agingdem]

4. Legendary!!

a few years ago I scanned a health magazine lousy with drug adds...and I noticed that most of those drugs had been pulled off pharmacy shelves for being unsafe...

[A_Woman_from_MI]

5. Well said

I was keeping a list of drugs to ask my doctor about, as directed by the teevee but you have raised some new concerns for me. Like, what are the possible side affects of zongazifrelartin?

[edhopper]

7. I only ask my doctor

about drugs that have a theme song.

[bucolic_frolic]

6. You're missing the opportunity to create Get Well cards for all those conditions

You're sitting on a potential mint!

[Polly Hennessey]

8. My favorite side effect warning: Risk of sudden death. ✅ ok, got that one checked.

I wish I could remember the name of the drug.

[state of stupid]

12. Especially when it shows up in the minor side effect list! I cannot remember the drug, but we did

not make it to major side effects. The prescription went in the trash.

[Goonch]

9. ;-{) GLOOPERINIL

[flvegan]

10. They'll also run that fucking ad 900 times/day to be sure you're sure.

Have to justify the insane price of meds somehow.

[malaise]

11. Yah think