TACO, NACHO, and More Trump Acronyms
TACO, NACHO, and More Trump Acronyms
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FAJITA -- Forget About Jurisprudence If Trump's Around
Carlos Greaves
May 05, 2026
If youve kept up with the news this past year, you might be familiar with the acronym TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out). Perhaps youve even heard the more recent acronym NACHO (Not A Chance Hormuz Opens).
But there are plenty more Trump acronyms where those came from. Here are a few you probably havent heard yet that are equally relevant:
TAMALE Trump Always Makes America Look Embarrassing
TORTA Trump Only Rarely Thinks Ahead
FAJITA Forget About Jurisprudence If Trumps Around
FIESTA Finalizing Iran Entente Seems Totally Aspirational
DISCOTECA Donalds Iran Strategy Consists Of Threatening Ending Civilization Arbitrarily
CINCO DE MAYO Certainly Iran Not Ceasing Operations Despite Ego-Maniacal Asshole Yelling Obscenities
CORONA WITH LIME Come On, Republicans! Obtain Nuts Already! Wallowing In Trumps Horrendous Leadership Is Manifestly Evil!
CORN ENCHILADA Clearly Obama Realized Neutralizing Enemy Navigational Chokepoint Hormuz Impossible; Looked At Deal Alternatives
TORTILLA Trump Obviously Russian Toady Intentionally Limiting Liberty Abroad
CEVICHE Cowardly Enabler Vance Is Complicit Helper Elf
CHIMICHANGA Criminal Hegseth Is Making It Clear He Approves Nuclear Genocidal Armageddon
TABLESIDE GUAC Trump Authoritarian Bully Leading Economic Slowdown; Its Decidedly Expensive Gassing Up A Car
CHICKEN QUESADILLAS Closing Hormuz Is Causing Kerfuffle; Every Negotiation Quickly Unravels; Economic Situation Awful; Donald Is Laughably Lousy American Sovereign
TEQUILA JELLO SHOTS Trump Escalations Questionable Under International Law And Jail Evidently Looks Like Only Solution; Hague Or Tribunal Somewhere?