With tears in my eyes I wish to congratulate Donald J. Trump for achieving absolutely nothing for...

[OGBuzz]

$1 billion dollars a day over 85 days, and for closing the Strait of Hormuz for the first time ever. You "Sir", and I say this with tears in my eyes, are Genghis Khan, Julius Caesar, William the Conqueror and Alexander the Great all rolled into one. There will never be another Donald J. Trump for all of eternity.

[dalton99a]

1. The monster wants other people to suffer.

And he wants to steal from them.

It's his reason for living.

[Initech]

3. He's suffering from a severe case of dementia.

Which is made even worse by his continuous consumption of rage bait television garbage and his extremely terrible diet. So he's burning down as much as possible before he goes.

[OGBuzz]

4. He has the nuclear codes. Lets hope that he doesn't burn it all down.

[Initech]

6. Makes you wonder what that 6 story underground bunker is for.

[Totally Tunsie]

2. And to think...we're only 13 weeks into his 4-week war!

Nice work, bubba!

[GReedDiamond]

5. Trump bubba math:

13=1+3=4.