ROTFLMAO!!!

[applegrove]

Ann Coulter is back to promoting Donald Trump. This can only mean she saw dollar signs as she has no morality or conscience.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T00:48:10.489Z

[3catwoman3]

1. Gotta love John Fugesang!

For many reasons.

[pat_k]

2. At least four grandparents?

How the hell would a person have more than four grandparents? (given that they are so into strict nuclear families and biological parentage and all).

[applegrove]

4. 'At least four grandparents born in America'

But I know what you mean.

[Wednesdays]

6. So that means some people have 5 grandparents born in America?

[applegrove]

9. The cut off at 4 was implied I think by logic.

[Chemical Bill]

15. Don't ever...

use the word logic when talking about Ann Coulter.

[applegrove]

16. LOL!

[sop]

43. A lot of MAGA morons could have less than four grandparents...born in America, or not.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

46. African americans would increase their ratio of voters

[Bluetus]

8. I was wondering the same thing.

But I finally figured it out.

[pat_k]

10. That song popped into my head when I read the OP! !

[GiqueCee]

37. I haven't heard that song in years!

I've never forgotten about it, and I've mentioned I've many times, but I had forgotten that Willie performed it. I recall reading that it was first performed by some comedy duo in 1947, which, incidentally, was the year I was born!

[mwmisses4289]

17. Well if someone is 50+, it's possible for them to have

had grandparents born in the in the late 1800s. And mortality rates being what they were, it's not impossible for one or more of the grandparents to have married more than once.

[pat_k]

23. I'm betting the right-wingnuts wouldn't count a step-parent or step-grandparent.

They are obsessed with proofs; obsessed with biological heritage. God forbid you change a last name. For them, these theoretical voters would have to produce proof of four grandparents having been born in the United States. Specifically:

Person X's birth certificate with both father and mother named.

X's father's birth certificate, with their father (X's paternal grandfather) and mother (X's paternal grandmother) named.

X's mother's birth certificate, with their father (X's maternal grandfather) and mother (X's maternal grandmother) named.

Birth certificates for each of the following to prove they were born here:
X's named paternal grandfather
X's named paternal grandmother
X's named maternal grandfather
X's named maternal grandmother

Of the 56% of American's who self-identify as third-generation U.S. Citizens I would guess that at most, 10% could produce proofs that would satisfy Ms. Coulter and her ilk.

But that is apparently her dream nation, one where only third-generation people who can prove it can vote.

[mwmisses4289]

27. You are probably right, I was trying to apply facts

and logic to a nonsensical comment by a rwnj. I wonder, if she looked at her family tree, would she find all her grandparents had been born here in America? And how loudly would she screech if she found they hadn't?

[Progressive dog]

45. All four grandparents

would make sense, or just four grandparents. She probably gets paid for each word.

[Solly Mack]

3. Zing!

I have 4 grandparents (great grandparents, great-great grandparents, great-great-great-grandparents, etc.) born in America or on the soil that would become America and I wouldn't vote for him.

[wnylib]

18. Hmm. I had 3 grandparents born in America.

One was born in Germany and came here with her parents and siblings when she was 4 years old. But since she came from the same country as 2 of the orange snowflake's grandparents, maybe that makes me American enough to vote. One grandparent made it just under the wire. He was born here two weeks after his parents arrived.

But my other two grandparents trace back to colonial MA and CT, with Revolutionary War vets among their ancestors, so maybe that gives me extra American points? In fact, those two also trace back to Indigenous people already here when Europeans arrived. Can't get much more American than that.

But I would never vote for the orange snowfkake and I am sure that none of my grandparents would have either.

[Solly Mack]

19. Black, white, indigenous for me. When Canada changed its law to cover more people for Canadian citizenship, I got

so jealous. Still didn't qualify.

The white ancestors came from Ireland and England early on. The black ancestors came as slaves.

I've always felt more like a citizen of the world.

[wnylib]

20. In one line of my indigenous ancesters there were 2 people

who I I have long suspected were born in Canada, but never found records to verify it. Now that Canada has opened up its citizenship to descendants, I am researching that line very closely again.

[Solly Mack]

21. You've given me hope! I've a cousin who keeps all the records. Maybe she'll find something.

Thanks!

[wnylib]

22. Any time. Good luck.

[UpInArms]

29. my ancestors

go back to the Revolutionary War.

TFG is a carpetbagger

[Maeve]

30. Mine go back to 1750; Hubby has some from the 1600's---

Neither of us have or would vote for that thing infesting the White House

[lonely bird]

35. I have the same except it is flipped

Dad’s side was 1700’s. Mom’s was supposedly second boat at Plymouth.

[Solly Mack]

31. Coulter made a stupid argument for her point. Lots of people she wouldn't want voting have/had four American

grandparents. Doesn't make anyone more American. I don't feel more American than a person who was naturalized. I probably take it more for granted than they ever will.

But she wasn't going for logic, she was going for the anti-immigrant sentiment. Her "logic" does exactly what was stated - stops Trump and all of his kids from voting because none of them have 4 American-born grandparents. Neither does Ted Cruz nor Marco Rubio.

Trump is full of shit and hate. So is Coulter.

[lonely bird]

34. Likewise

The damage done by the Offal in the Oval (credit to Shower Cap’s Blog) to the country may never be undone.

I knew not to vote for him because he was a piece of excrement before he ran.

[Solly Mack]

36. Always was a POS, yep. Always will be.

Even in death. They'll just be burying a pile of shit. A cat could do it.

[Wednesdays]

5. Kind of reminds me of when Rush Limpballs said

"If black people didn't vote, Dubya would have won in a landslide."

[yardwork]

7. I could vote in that case.

And so could my Latina wife, and so could most African Americans.

This is probably objectively incorrect, in addition to being bigoted.

[pat_k]

11. The most absurd thing about this is its utter pointlessness. Or perhaps it's just outrageously evil.

I imagine I could cook up all sorts of interesting -- and FAR MORE ATTRACTIVE -- outcomes that would result from targeting and disappearing this or that 45% of the citizens of the United States.

Cause that's what she's doing. Declaring "gee, it would be great if 45% of the citizens of this nation just f-ing disappeared."

Evil, bizarre, deranged thinking.

https://news.gallup.com/poll/4621/majority-americans-identify-themselves-third-generation-americans.aspx

[Figarosmom]

12. Maybe she's not making a compliment

Maybe it's a slur?

[Ol Janx Spirit]

13. I had no idea there was a link between the number of grandparents you have that...

...were born in America and how abjectly stupid you are.

We should probably add that question to job applications or something.

[BadgerMom]

14. The comments on Bluesky are gold!

[sop]

42. "I think the Indigenous and Black voting blocs would determine who wins." - Bluesky comment

[DFW]

24. Wow, Ann Coulter would still let me vote!

Four of my grandparents were indeed born in the USA.

The other four were born in Slovakia, Yugoslavia, Belize and Zambia at the end of the 19th century.

Extra points to anyone who can find the borders of any of those four countries on any 19th century map.

[Maraya1969]

25. I'm out!

[Skittles]

26. me too

[Emile]

28. She apparently didn't think before opening her mouth, lol.

[sunflowerseed]

32. Natives would be the largest voting block

Heck let's make it 10 born here grandparents!!

[spanone]

33. K&R

[GiqueCee]

38. Republicans...

... always find a way to plumb new depths of assholery.

[ms liberty]

39. Does she realize that will include most black and brown people here in the US

I hate stupidity.

[sop]

44. And it wouldn't include Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio, and boatloads of Cuban-Americans in South Florida.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

40. LOL

[sop]

41. Coulter really teed that one up for Fugelsang.