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mntleo2

(2,672 posts)
Fri Jul 10, 2026, 01:24 AM Yesterday

I just got off the phone with Mitch ...

Let's start a little game, kinda like when people saw Elvis at the grocery store. Here's mine ...

Just saw Mitch: He passed me by on the sidewalk of downtown Seattle by Nordstrom's. He came out of Sees Candy with a fancy box of chocolates. I tried to follow him to see how he was doing but ...he disappeared into the crowds and when it parted he was nowhere to be found. I asked around to see if anybody else had seen him. A little old lady said she thought she saw him in the crosswalk by the Pike Market getting some salmon he caught right through the air!

Have you seen him? Tell me where and what he was doing ...

See you in the comments ...

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I just got off the phone with Mitch ... (Original Post) mntleo2 Yesterday OP
OH NO NANCY ... not you too !?! dweller Yesterday #1
ROTFLMAO! n.t mntleo2 17 hrs ago #6
I think I just saw him coming out of an adult bookstore Buddyzbuddy Yesterday #2
I saw him last night on a Netflix zombie movie. He wasn't moving very fast and the young heroine was screaming as she Wonder Why 20 hrs ago #3
LMAO! n/t mntleo2 17 hrs ago #8
I saw Mitch.... Takket 20 hrs ago #4
Did he have his teeth in? N/T mntleo2 17 hrs ago #9
oh yeah! Big fangs Takket 7 hrs ago #10
Better stay away from him - he'll rip your lungs out, Tim!! hatrack 7 hrs ago #11
I saw Mitch I_UndergroundPanther 20 hrs ago #5
Woah?. Slime? mntleo2 17 hrs ago #7

Buddyzbuddy

(3,121 posts)
2. I think I just saw him coming out of an adult bookstore
Fri Jul 10, 2026, 03:29 AM
Yesterday

dressed in a school girls uniform. It was bad, really bad.

Wonder Why

(7,558 posts)
3. I saw him last night on a Netflix zombie movie. He wasn't moving very fast and the young heroine was screaming as she
Fri Jul 10, 2026, 08:39 AM
20 hrs ago

was being chased by Cheeto and Epstein while Mitch was talking with Ron Johnson, Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh.

Then he went into the Reflecting Pool and disappeared. The Pool suddenly cleared up. Meanwhile, the Senate recorded his vote in favor of awarding a bonus to Alioto and Roberts for "service to their country".

I_UndergroundPanther

(13,427 posts)
5. I saw Mitch
Fri Jul 10, 2026, 09:25 AM
20 hrs ago

At the patient first in the waiting room twiddling his gnarly thumbs.
An iv dripped who knows what into the rotting corpse hand of Mitch.
Having an earache I couldn’t quite hear his raspy rattling voice clearly.

I saw him looking at the children in the waiting room in weird ways.

If my earache didn’t hurt so bad I would have got in his face and tell him what I really think of him.

My boyfriend Levi didn’t want us getting kicked out of patient first before I saw the doc for my ear. He was right.

Gave Mitch the epic stink eye until I went to the back. Told Levi if he is there when I get back he’s gonna get his ego filleted. And more.


But dammit he had left leaving a foul smelling stain on the chair, a line of slime on the floor the fucker. And an empty IV pole.

mntleo2

(2,672 posts)
7. Woah?. Slime?
Fri Jul 10, 2026, 12:19 PM
17 hrs ago

WTH! It is a good thing he did not leave that stuff on the senate floor.

Oh wait.

I heard he already did every time he ignored those 400 bills on his desk. Nobody on his side wanted to touch them for fear of passing something for We The People.

Oh Lord, maybe that is where some of those meetings went to hell ~ literally

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