I saw Mitch McConnell..........for about 20 minutes today

[KS Toronado]

[KS Toronado]

1. 1 more

[CTyankee]

3. Can't wait to see where he turns up (if he does turn up). He might have defected to someplace...ya think?

Either that or his body will turn up. Someplace.

[GiqueCee]

23. Or maybe...

... like Schrodinger's cat, kept in a box of alternate possibilities, just to keep everyone guessing?

[madinmaryland]

38. In a cabinet of curiosities.

[Baitball Blogger]

4. Everyone who is part of this scam should be prosecuted for participating in a fraud.

[KS Toronado]

6. I agree 100%

[Wonder Why]

13. Trump was the test for Mitch.

[Ray Bruns]

15. Didn't that already happen to Trump?

[MurrayDelph]

16. You mean

it hasn't?

[Trueblue Texan]

19. Wait...

...I thought he already was brain dead. WTF?

[Brainstormy]

2. Elvis

Elvis: I just had short visit with Mitch. My recommendation was a little less conversation.

[erronis]

5. Where do they get that fuzz they paste on the dead men's heads?

[Dem_in_Nebr.]

9. From Mitch's Lawnmower??

[KS Toronado]

10. From the fuzz factory silly.

[malaise]

7. But did he mow the lawn for 20 minutes?

[SWBTATTReg]

8. I do like these 20-minute jokes, but I realize that something else behind the scenes is actually happening that so many

senators (GOP) and his staff are all foaming at the mouth that each and everyone of them had seen/visited w/ Mitch in the last several days (over the phone, perhaps via texting, etc.).

Something really is going on here ... perhaps in a coma, perhaps near death, perhaps unconscious and laying in a hospital bed, but the point is, why aren't they telling the rest of us that? Obviously, w/ his seat at play (which means that we're looking at a coma or worse situation for Mitch), and a replacement must be/can be picked by the governor or the other alternative (if they fart around too long), throw his replacement into the hat ring to replace his GOP slot.

Mitch owes us this spot. He snookered us for the US Supreme Court slot(s), and so we deserve some sort of compensation for it in a way. The repugs won't appreciate this sentiment but then, I don't give a rat's a&& what they want/appreciate.

[KS Toronado]

12. With you 100%

[littlemissmartypants]

17. "...why aren't they telling the rest of us...?" It must be privacy laws because...

We know it's not common decency.

On second thought, they don't care about the law either, so they must be getting paid to lie about it.

Money does seem to motivate them.

[BattleRow]

26. Anybody remember when Gonzales went to Ashworth's ICU bedside?

[littlemissmartypants]

30. I think you might mean Ashcroft. ❤️

[BattleRow]

34. Yes,and I hesitated between the two names.

I had researched the incident a couple of days ago..

"Let the eagle soar",wasn't that one of his memorable performances?

Doubt if anyone is singing along with Mitch these days .

[Trueblue Texan]

20. Why doesn't Gov Bashear go pay Mitch a friendly visit?

I'm sure he could spare 20 minutes or so for a chat!

[FakeNoose]

22. Plus they have cheated the voters in Kentucky

Nobody is representing them even though they've paid McConnell's way all these years. On top of that, the Repukes want to cheat the voters out of the opportunity to select his replacement/fill-in to finish out the term.

Whomever gets the nod from Governor Beshear (assuming it happens next month) will still need to run for re-election in November because Mitch's term ends this December. The interim appointee will certainly have a head start against any other potential candidate.

This all just stinks!

[SWBTATTReg]

35. Yes, I fully agree w/ all of your points. Maybe this time around, the voters in Mitch's district will finally, finally

ditch the Mitch and elect a more down to Earth, representative in Congress.

[FakeNoose]

36. Maybe ... but you're talking about the entire state of Kentucky

There are a few blue areas, but mostly it's deep red.

[SWBTATTReg]

37. Hey, but the trends are going against the GOP lately in many areas across the USA. There have been many democratic

victories over the last 1/2 year or so across the US, many not expected.

[rubbersole]

11. I saw Mitch McConnell eating a bowl of shit for about 20 minutes this morning.

[KS Toronado]

14. It's what republicOns always do!

[littlemissmartypants]

18. Thanks for the laughs, KS. Love you! ❤️

[rhiannon55]

21. lol! This thread made my morning!

I hope he won at pickleball, although I think you need a live brain even for that game.

You guys are hilarious!

[malthaussen]

24. These memes might be the greatest thing he's ever done...

... although obviously, he didn't do them. Unless he spent 20 minutes this morning on the Internet...

-- Mal

[BattleRow]

25. Can you imagine if this were Biden,instead of McCONell?

[Goonch]

27. ;-{) THIS

[FakeNoose]

39. Pickleball!

... or is it ping pong?

[Beachnutt]

28. Here he is

https://youtube.com/shorts/efAPx5RT5OU?is=E3eeTayDdYgyDPzu

[littlemissmartypants]

31. Hi, Beachnutt.

If you want a YT Shorts to embed at DU ...

REPLACE

shorts/

With:

watch?v=

And, Voila!

❤️

[Beachnutt]

32. Thank you

[littlemissmartypants]

33. My pleasure. I have it pinned in my journal for future reference. ...

https://democraticunderground.com/~littlemissmartypants



❤️

[dem4decades]

29. Funny, i saw him for about 20 minutes yesterday too.

We were on the practice green, he was working on his lag putts, then it was his tee time so he had to go. He said he still plays from the blue tees, he's unbelievable.