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BumRushDaShow

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Sat Jun 13, 2026, 04:40 AM Jun 13

Elephant at Texas GOP Convention Shocks Audience by Peeing All Over the Floor

Source: MEDIAite

Jun 12th, 2026, 5:36 pm


There’s an old Hollywood saying about never working with children or animals because of their unpredictable and uncontrollable nature and the Texas Republican Party may be wishing it had heeded that warning after an elephant brought to the party’s annual convention caused quite the disruption.

Texas Republicans have gathered in Houston to elect party leaders, make preparations for the upcoming November midterm elections, and conduct other party business. Elected officials have been delivering speeches, candidates signing up volunteers, and vendors hawking all sorts of merchandise. There was also an actual live elephant walking through the convention floor.

Friday afternoon, an announcement was made to tell the convention attendees to get ready and “keep the aisles clear” for a “larger-than-life surprise.”. This was soon revealed to be an elephant, being led through the convention floor wearing a banner that read “UNITY DRIVES VICTORY” and Texas Gov. Greg Abbott’s (R) campaign logo. Texas Republicans have seen a series of contentious intraparty squabbles this year, including the ouster of the party chair earlier in the day Friday and several brutal internecine battles during the primaries, most notably incumbent Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) losing to Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton (R-TX) in a primary runoff last month.

The elephant’s appearance initially sparked cheers and applause from the crowd as music blared over the speakers and people got out their phones to capture the moment. The mood quickly turned to shock and amusement when the elephant suddenly responded to nature’s call, taking a brief pause in its walk to leave a big puddle behind.

Read more: https://www.mediaite.com/media/weird/elephant-at-texas-gop-convention-shocks-audience-by-peeing-all-over-the-floor/



Governor Abbott closed out his speech at the Texas GOP convention with a live elephant. It then peed on the floor as it left the room.

The perfect metaphor for the Texas Republican Party.

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Governor Abbott closed out his speech at the Texas GOP convention with a live elephant. It then peed on the floor as it left the room.

The perfect metaphor for the Texas Republican Party.
4:29 PM · Jun 12, 2026
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Elephant at Texas GOP Convention Shocks Audience by Peeing All Over the Floor (Original Post) BumRushDaShow Jun 13 OP
President Biden whispered in the animal's ear. KY_EnviroGuy Jun 13 #1
Clearly, the elephant didn't want to be there. raccoon Jun 13 #2
Poor animal probably got scared by those freaks fujiyamasan Jun 13 #3
Was this perfect or what?! LOL! slightlv Jun 13 #4
When I first saw the title of the post... Trueblue Texan Jun 13 #5
Perfect! 2naSalit Jun 13 #6
According to biological studies on the "Universal Law of Urination," an elephant can urinate from 3 to 13 gallons sop Jun 13 #7
Well-aimed, and with lots of splash. Talitha Jun 13 #25
It may not smell nice but 'gad, what a critic. 3Hotdogs Jun 13 #8
Wear your galoshes for a larger than life surprise! tanyev Jun 13 #9
Don't know why anyone was shocked lonely bird Jun 13 #10
I think that elephant is voting BLUE! FakeNoose Jun 13 #18
The Perfect Image of the GOP lavoosh99 Jun 13 #33
Ha! Morons. Hugin Jun 13 #11
Well that was a piss poor decision cate94 Jun 13 #12
What's the difference between that and Pres Dump peeing all over everything? mdbl Jun 13 #13
Why was the poor elephant there in the first place? Ghost of Tom Joad Jun 13 #14
If they don't care about treating people humanely BumRushDaShow Jun 13 #16
So true Ghost of Tom Joad Jun 13 #20
I agree. Most circuses don't use animal acts any more because it was abuse. Elephants Ziggysmom Jun 13 #41
It was intentional. Elephants have smarts and opinions. marble falls Jun 13 #15
Headline "Elephant gives his thoughts on repugs - 'Piss on 'em!" he said" Wonder Why Jun 13 #17
😄 mwmisses4289 Jun 13 #32
THANKS for the best story today! FakeNoose Jun 13 #19
The golden shower. Where is Trump. twodogsbarking Jun 13 #21
*snort* Talitha Jun 13 #26
It's tail was up too, like it was ready to poop.😊 Figarosmom Jun 13 #22
How fitting Hassin Bin Sober Jun 13 #23
I am surprised they didn't bottle the pee and sell it as medicine, as is their wont. JoihInMableton Jun 13 #24
Too bad it didn't sh*t too! joanbarnes Jun 13 #27
I started laughing just reading the headline! Bayard Jun 13 #28
Just before the event, someone bought 1 million elephant diaper futures. usonian Jun 13 #29
Elephant telling GOPedo "Quit using us as your symbol!" Wild blueberry Jun 13 #30
That's what really bugs me, too, Wild blueberry! Elephants are great animals, BComplex Jun 14 #42
So where are the Memes? Gymbo Jun 13 #31
It's bigger than everyone. It'll do whatever it wants. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jun 13 #34
LOL, how appropriate. Just what Dump and his minions are doing all over the Constitution. Martin68 Jun 13 #35
That's hilarious! red dog 1 Jun 13 #36
Elephants pee? Shocking! mdbl Jun 13 #37
Probably the most eloquent statement of the day. lpbk2713 Jun 13 #38
Trickle Down Elepha-nomics LudwigPastorius Jun 13 #39
The culmination of GOP trickle down economics nt lostnfound Jun 13 #40
Reminds me of a small circus I went to. Kablooie Jun 14 #43

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,811 posts)
1. President Biden whispered in the animal's ear.
Sat Jun 13, 2026, 05:01 AM
Jun 13


Thanks for posting this, BumRushDaShow. We needed some levity today.....

slightlv

(8,182 posts)
4. Was this perfect or what?! LOL!
Sat Jun 13, 2026, 06:25 AM
Jun 13

Blessings on that elephant. It's a noble, feeling, emotional creature who had no business being paraded around for repugs amusement. And I'm glad he flooded that little section of the arena. I hope it was his response to the ill done in his name. Remember "elephants never forget!" (LOL)

Trueblue Texan

(4,708 posts)
5. When I first saw the title of the post...
Sat Jun 13, 2026, 06:42 AM
Jun 13

I thought it was Paxton, Abbott, or some other Rethug cretin that pissed. The elephant was the only creature with class attending.

sop

(19,824 posts)
7. According to biological studies on the "Universal Law of Urination," an elephant can urinate from 3 to 13 gallons
Sat Jun 13, 2026, 07:03 AM
Jun 13

in a single go, emptying its bladder in about 21 seconds...the flow rate is "comparable to a high-powered fire hose." I hope the stream was well-aimed.

tanyev

(49,933 posts)
9. Wear your galoshes for a larger than life surprise!
Sat Jun 13, 2026, 07:55 AM
Jun 13

You didn’t bring any for an indoor convention? Oh, well.

FakeNoose

(42,966 posts)
18. I think that elephant is voting BLUE!
Sat Jun 13, 2026, 09:26 AM
Jun 13

And I hope the idiot who dreamed up this stunt gets fired.

mdbl

(8,952 posts)
13. What's the difference between that and Pres Dump peeing all over everything?
Sat Jun 13, 2026, 08:57 AM
Jun 13

At least the elephant's pee will be cleaned up.

Ziggysmom

(4,187 posts)
41. I agree. Most circuses don't use animal acts any more because it was abuse. Elephants
Sat Jun 13, 2026, 04:39 PM
Jun 13

belong in family groups, wild and free. Definitely not being used for the entertainment of idiots.

JoihInMableton

(11 posts)
24. I am surprised they didn't bottle the pee and sell it as medicine, as is their wont.
Sat Jun 13, 2026, 11:21 AM
Jun 13

Anyone call Kennedy yet? I'm pretty sure its good for brain worms.

usonian

(27,094 posts)
29. Just before the event, someone bought 1 million elephant diaper futures.
Sat Jun 13, 2026, 11:59 AM
Jun 13

Internet address was somewhere in the White House.

Putting the Pee in GO P.

Wild blueberry

(8,416 posts)
30. Elephant telling GOPedo "Quit using us as your symbol!"
Sat Jun 13, 2026, 12:08 PM
Jun 13

Elephants are noble and care for their young.
Thanks for today's humor.

BComplex

(10,014 posts)
42. That's what really bugs me, too, Wild blueberry! Elephants are great animals,
Sun Jun 14, 2026, 01:51 AM
Jun 14

and the republicans are thieving, racist, ignorant assholes.

Gymbo

(193 posts)
31. So where are the Memes?
Sat Jun 13, 2026, 01:02 PM
Jun 13

"A great example of what Republicans do to America" " Just like Republicans to leave a Godawful smell when they leave" "Donald Trump saved the moment by lending the elephant a pair of his diapers" "The elephant was looking for Ken Paxton"...

Kablooie

(19,134 posts)
43. Reminds me of a small circus I went to.
Sun Jun 14, 2026, 03:07 AM
Jun 14

The elephant act consisted of nothing but the elephant taking dump after dump, each time with a drum and cymbal flourish from the band. Once the elephant was done the time for its act was over so they escorted it off the stage.

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