Jeff Tiedrich - shh! don't wake the elderly golfer. he's too exhausted to campaign

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

shh! the Very Special Boy is a very sleepy baby.

remember last summer? remember what would happen every morning, after Donny would take his seat at the defendant’s table during his Big New York Election Fraud Fuckery Trial?

he’d glower at the press, and then immediately close his weary eyes and begin snoring, as he filled the courtroom with the pungent aroma of narcoleptic farts.

well, Sleepy Donny is back.

Link to tweet

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/shh-dont-wake-the-elderly-golfer

[NCDem47]

1. Kudos to Tiedrich for calling out this possible sceanrio with a Trump win

"Donny wants to be a Day One Dictator, but that’s unlikely to happen — not at his current rate of physical and mental decline. Donny’s going to be a Day One Guess Who Got 25th Amendmented While Sleep-Farting During His Inaugural Ball. and then Project 2025 — as well as Thiel and the Space Nazi’s own creepy vision of a tech-bro crypto utopia — will be implemented by someone every bit as evil as Donny, but with a functioning brain."

I know some think its real tinfoil hat stuff, but it is ENTIRELY PLAUSABLE.