My 19,000th post

[Marthe48]

What do you get if you cross a furnace and a herd of sheep?

Central bleating.

I'll try to do better on my 20,000th post

[Hope22]

1. Yea! Congratulations!😁💗 nt

[Marthe48]

4. Thanks!

[debm55]

2. Congratulations, Marthe48

[True Dough]

3. Ewe are shear comedy!

Congrats on 19,000 posts, Marthe.

But, personally, I thought your 18,994th post was even better!

[Marthe48]

5. lol

Do I have to check?

[True Dough]

7. No.

No need for you to check. You can rest assured that all of your posts are logged in my DU "Best Posters" database!

[Marthe48]

8. You are too kind!

Thank you.

[PJMcK]

6. Good one!

And congratulations.

Here's one for you I heard the other day.

Q: I have a head but I don't have a brain. What am I?

A: A glass of beer.

For your 20,000 post, may I suggest you find an even worse joke? There's no depth to good comedy.

[Marthe48]

9. Thanks!

I love reading the jokes on DU. I think I'm addicted to humor

[pandr32]

10. Made me bleat!

Baa-aad!
Oh well. Congratulations on a wonderful milestone.

[Marthe48]

11. Thanks!

Your reply was not baaaad

[SheltieLover]

12. Congrats, Marthe48!

[Marthe48]

13. Thanks!

[SheltieLover]

14. You're most welcome!

That is quite an accomplishment for sure!

[Marthe48]

15. Today, content doesn't count

lol

[SheltieLover]

18. You're right!

LOL

[XanaDUer2]

16. Awesome

[LetMyPeopleVote]

17. Congratulations

[Phentex]

19. Ha!

That was good for 19,000!

[electric_blue68]

20. Congrats and Ha! While some of the jokes I see here are kinda lame (imho) *this one* is quite clever.

[Marthe48]

21. I read it in a mystery

and stole it!

[electric_blue68]

22. A qualty theft! 👍😄