My wife the smartass! During a cruise last week I scored a new Eco-Drive watch with shipboard credit.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

To charge the battery I put it on the veranda table. Just as I turned to go inside a seagull swooped down, snatched the watch, and flew away. My dear wife laughing said “I guess time does fly!”🤬

[markodochartaigh]

1. Time flies like an arrow,

fruit flies like a banana.

Marx

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 😬

[underpants]

3. Now the gull has HANDS!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 🤬

[Woodwizard]

5. Too bad.

That watch would have done a lot to offset the ships emissions.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. I'm so embarrassed! Must've been the

bean burritos!