Had first visit with new GI doctor this morning.

[LuckyCharms]

I had not met him until today.

Before he came in, I had the nurse in tears laughing, and she said "Oh, he's going to like you, he's a jokester too".

When he came in and sat down, I noticed his socks had pictures of rolls of toilet paper on them.

[Ocelot II]

1. Funny socks are always a good sign.

[LuckyCharms]

2. He was fantastic.

When I was in the hospital in October with a severe case of diverticulitis, the infectious disease doctor recommended him. She said "he's my GI doctor, and I trust him with my life".

He is very very good.

[True Dough]

3. I did not realize

you were a member of the ground infantry, Lucky.

Thank you for your service!

[LuckyCharms]

4. You should have known I belonged to the asshole brigade!

[True Dough]

5. Well,

I hope you did not wipe your asshole with your doc's socks!

[LuckyCharms]

6. I wouldn't be that crass. I did blow my nose with them though.

I mean, tissues are expensive.

It was a little difficult since he was still wearing them, but I managed.

[True Dough]

7. That is one accommodating physician

You better hold on to him, but don't grip him too tightly!

[LuckyCharms]

8. Well, he did put up a fight and kicked me in the face as I bent down to blow my nose.

Accidently, of course.

I think.