I joined a dating site for people my age.

[Ptah]

It's called Carbon Dating.

[DJ Synikus Makisimus]

1. Mine's called U-235.

[3catwoman3]

3. This is very good, too.

[3catwoman3]

2. Best laugh I've had all day!

[liberalla]

4. !

[XanaDUer2]

5. Lol

[Dem2theMax]

6. Move over. I think you have company. Me.

[True Dough]

7. Go easy

on those carbs, but have fun, ya old fart!

[wolfie001]

8. Ye olde fossil

[surfered]

9. "When you were growing up, we're dinosaurs a problem" is a good conversation starter.

[Shermann]

10. Especially with old Young Earthers!

Two insults for the price of one.

[DFW]

11. I found it full of useful information

After all, I own fossils of animals that once were my house pets.

[BComplex]

12. LOL!!

I needed that today!

[rubbersole]

13. I tried an age appropriate dating site but it didn't work well...

...so I thought I should join a boy band. I found some guys (old guys) that were going to that. We're called One Erection.

[OAITW r.2.0]

28. Better than the Last Erection.

[paleotn]

14. .......

[a kennedy]

15. 🤣 😂 🤣

Perfect.

[3825-87867]

17. How do you feel?

[Martin Eden]

18. At my advanced age I can still have a smokin-hot body

It's called cremation.

[oldsoldierfadingfast]

19. This reminds me of...

a line from "Porgy and Bess" re: Methuselah
( I don't remember the exact words; but) " What woman wants to go to bed with a man of 900 years."

[airplaneman]

20. Your post reminds me of the song

I don’t look good naked any more.
-Airplane

[bigx59]

21. I joined a dating site for people my age.

i asked a lady for her number, she said 120 over 80

[Kali]

22. !!!

[orangecrush]

23. ...

[Aristus]

24. Lucky you.

It could have been called Potassium -Argon…

[Ptah]

25. That's where my parents met.

[Aristus]

27. ...

[MLAA]

26. Love it!