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AllaN01Bear

(23,412 posts) Sun Dec 1, 2024, 10:16 PM Dec 1

what websites can i goto find puns that can be sent to my inbox. thanks

there are some pretty good pun masters here .

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what websites can i goto find puns that can be sent to my inbox. thanks (Original Post) AllaN01Bear Dec 1 OP

I don't know what a website is BOSSHOG Dec 1 #1

A pirate walks into a bar JoseBalow Dec 1 #2

Arrrrrrrrrrrr BOSSHOG Dec 1 #3

BOSSHOG

(40,341 posts)

1. I don't know what a website is

Reply to AllaN01Bear (Original post)

Sun Dec 1, 2024, 10:27 PM

Dec 1

We didn’t have them back in the day, BUT, here’s one of my favorite puns for you My Friend

Guy walks into a Bar carrying jumper cables. The bartender, a coonass with a strong Cajun accent says “don’t you start nothing.”

Heard it in a bar, on a bayou, in South Louisiana, told by an old friend who is no longer with us. I cherish that friendship and that Pun.

JoseBalow

(5,720 posts)

2. A pirate walks into a bar

Reply to BOSSHOG (Reply #1)

Sun Dec 1, 2024, 10:38 PM

Dec 1

with a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants.

"That looks pretty uncomfortable," said the bartender.

"Arrr," says the pirate, "it's driving me nuts."

BOSSHOG

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3. Arrrrrrrrrrrr

Reply to JoseBalow (Reply #2)

Sun Dec 1, 2024, 10:44 PM

Dec 1

Is there no end to walk into a bar jokes?

Relative to Pirates, Jimmy Buffets 78th Birthday is on the way. 25 December

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