Have you ever encountered a gorgeous physical/mental human

[UTUSN]

who can't belong only to you/us for being so perfect?

[dchill]

1. I knew SOMETHING was going on! 😁

[UTUSN]

2. Well, O.K., one of those posts that can be read in innumerable ways without a clue

Not a criticism

[LudwigPastorius]

3. It's OK.

There's enough of me to go around for everyone.

[UTUSN]

4. HAH! - well, will telling you you're wonderful suffice?

[LudwigPastorius]

5. Thanks, but in reality...

I'd have to have Trumpian levels of narcissism to believe that my visage doesn't repel people and frighten small children.

[UTUSN]

7. Hah, but your wit obliterates any Drumpf reference

[GReedDiamond]

6. Yes...nt

[UTUSN]

8. How did you/me handle it? It's unavailable to us (well, me)

[GReedDiamond]

10. "It" is a universally known celebrity I first met in 1978...

...who was a child, because "its" father was/is a friend of mine.

[UTUSN]

9. Corollary: Or what to say, like, stop making me love you