I combined a laxative with alphabet soup

[Marthe48]

I call the recipe 'letter rip'



(thinking of my raunchy brothers who would've started laughing before they finished telling this one!)

[Walleye]

1. Laxative and alphabet soup, that's pretty funny by itself. The punchline is hilarious

[Harker]

2. That'll put you on the pot for a spell. n/t

[debm55]

3. Thanks Marthe48 At first I thought it was serious. Very funny.

[enid602]

4. Recipe

I thought you might call the recipe ‘Trump Word Salad.’

[Wicked Blue]

5. There's a thing called burping the alphabet

Now you can take it a step further ...

[Sneederbunk]

6. I mixed sand, clay and lime in my soup.

Then I ....a brick.

[Wicked Blue]

13. Was it pea soup?

[True Dough]

7. I hope you

pinch many Christmas loaves, Marthe!

[Harker]

10. That joke was Stollen. n/t

[True Dough]

12. Better Stollen

than swollen!

Ow, my hemorrhoids!

[Alpeduez21]

8. Somewhere down the line this could

Spell disaster

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

9. You could probably be a Trump speechwriter.

Surely, this would be an improvement.

[Niagara]

11. Sounds like a call of doody.