My old neighbor just drove about 6 miles to my house...

[LuckyCharms]

just to pepper my house with snowballs.

Jesus, I thought I was getting invaded.

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Ran downstairs and outside in my bare feet to see what the hell was going on. Threw some snowballs at him and wished him a Merry Christmas.

Now, I have to dry my feet and put some socks on.

[viva la]

1. My granny always claimed that wet feet would give you a cold in the head.

But at least you had fun!
The neighbor must have known you'd appreciate a battle.

No white Christmas here. It's just going to be cold and damp.

[LuckyCharms]

4. That's not the worst he's done to me.

We trade pranks back and forth.

He's 20 years younger than me, and we have the same mentality.

Cold with decent snow cover here in upstate NY.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

[magicarpet]

2. Get into the Christmas spirit,...

.... take all your clothes off. Fold them all up nicely and place them on the front steps.

Then roll around in the snow on your front lawn and make snow angels.

Merry Chistmas and Happy New Years.....

[LuckyCharms]

5. Well, I tried that...

The police are on their way now, or so I'm told.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

[True Dough]

3. Your old neighbor

only moved 6 miles to get away from you? His tolerance level is much higher than mine would have been!



Merry Christmas, ducky feet!

[LuckyCharms]

6. Ha!

Yes, he moved to the good side of the tracks!

Merry Christmas, True Dough.

[flashman13]

7. There won't be any snow ball attacks here. It's bone dry and 50 degrees.

That is very not normal. Back in the day below zero and up to your waist in snow was normal.

Merry Whatever You Do and a Happy Good Year to You Too!

[StarryNite]

8. How fun!

[ReRe]

9. Well, LuckyCharms

You get your clothes on and go right over there and give him the same
mischievous Christmas THWACKING he gave you!

Happy Christmas!