DU management has asked me to remind you of the following rule this Christmas.

[LuckyCharms]

There shall be no cursing, biting, or expectorating.

All other forms of communication are permitted.

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. Thanks a lot.

That screws my whole day.

[LuckyCharms]

3. Mine too. But rules are rules.

[Irish_Dem]

2. Sounds like a boring Christmas party.

I suppose no one is allowed to call the police either.

[LuckyCharms]

4. That depends on what you call them.

[WhiteTara]

27. you are hilarious!

[LuckyCharms]

32. You're too kind. Thank you.

[Think. Again.]

5. Fine, just throw tradition out the window. harumph.

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[LuckyCharms]

7. UPDATE: I'm now told biting is OK, but not until the 26th.

[Think. Again.]

17. Yay! Biting on Boxing Day!

[Skittles]

6. bite me

[LuckyCharms]

8. Sorry. it's not allowed.

[ProfessorGAC]

37. Do It On The 26th!

You just said biting is ok starting tomorrow!

[LuckyCharms]

38. I can't. She'll kick my ass!

[ProfessorGAC]

39. Well, There Is That

If the urge to bite is that great, it might be worth it.

[Different Drummer]

40. This person likely would.

[magicarpet]

9. Thank but I'm heading up the road.

There is a nursing home for the hardcore elderly. They are having a Chistmas shindig. Boy do they party hearty. It is a bash 10X better than a Matt Gaetz get together. Food, liquor, drugs, and lavicious behavior. No rules, no regulations, and no recommendations of good conduct that must be followed.

[LuckyCharms]

10. Have fun. When you get old, there are no rules.

[magicarpet]

11. They are all swingers though,.... so ya gotta be alert about STDs.

Scrub yourself with bleach and a wire brush as soon as you get home.

[LuckyCharms]

12. I do that anyway. Doctor's orders.

[LudwigPastorius]

20. "hardcore elderly"

Two words that I do not want to see together in any combination.

[quaint]

23. The horror! I searched it!

I am a elderly. I am a hardcore gardener and cook. But...nope.

[lindysalsagal]

13. Just to be clear, farting is OK?

Cause that ship has sailed....

[LuckyCharms]

14. Yes. But you must remain in your own home.

[lindysalsagal]

15. Whew! Ok, then!

[LuckyCharms]

16. While standing in the crowded produce section is also acceptable.

[True Dough]

28. Blame

the cabbage and brussels sprouts!

[2naSalit]

18. What about...

Ankle-biting? Hard to have a Festivus celebration without it.

[LudwigPastorius]

19. Good. So, an Aldis lamp is still AOK!

[Figarosmom]

21. Oh f*ck i screwed up akready then. I said

Fucked up on another thread. Oh man, I screwed up.

[Niagara]

22. Welp...

There goes my Christmas fun....

[LuckyCharms]

35. You're just going to have to develop more whilesome habits!

[Niagara]

42. I read that as to develop more "wildsome" habits!

I was going to say sure, no problem, Lucky!

[milestogo]

24. I put my muzzle on.

[LiberalFighter]

25. How do you communicate by biting and expectorating on the internet?

[LuckyCharms]

30. I do it by spitting on my phone.

[Polly Hennessey]

26. Oh, rats, I love to expectorate. 🥴

[LuckyCharms]

36. Don't we all!

[True Dough]

29. Can I

lick your face?

[LuckyCharms]

31. Like I told you 20 times before..

NO

[True Dough]

33. 31st time

is a Lucky Charm!!!!

[LuckyCharms]

34. I just edited it to 20 times from 29.

Because I thought it sounded better. Now you need to edit your post.

Did I wish you a Merry Christmas?

If not, Merry Christmas True Dough!

[underpants]

41. Fuck, that bites so bad it makes me spittin' mad