My new car has a button that reads "Rear Wiper"!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

[True Dough]

1. Have you ever

been cleaner?

[AllaN01Bear]

7. lol.

nya a . a.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

29. 😬

[KarenS]

2. ok,,,,

so that actually made me laugh out loud!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

30. 😁

[Diamond_Dog]

3. I think these latest new car features

are getting a little personal!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

31. 😬

[underpants]

4. I turned mine on once, this appeared on the dashboard. I quickly turned it off 😳

[Scrivener7]

8. I can't tell what direction that's going.

[underpants]

9. 😆😆😆

😳

[Floyd R. Turbo]

32. 😬

[stopdiggin]

5. don't go there .. !

just friendly warning ..

[Floyd R. Turbo]

33. 😬

[bucolic_frolic]

6. Is there a "Flasher" button as well?

I'd find that more fun.

[underpants]

10. I'm neutral on this

[Floyd R. Turbo]

34. 🧥

[Srkdqltr]

11. Thank you, 😊 good one.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

35. 😃

[magicarpet]

12. Oh,... you must have one of thems super duper Denali versions with all the bells and whistle

... with all the automotive options known to man.

What you have there is the brand new option that just came out,... it is called the "Rear Wiper" to be somewhat diplomatic. Actually what you have is that new fangled "Automotive Bidette" which originated in France.

It should be built right into the driver's seat. If you should mess yourself or have an adult diaper accident. No need to pull over to visit a restroom to tidy up. Just flip the switch,... six nozzles pop up and rinses your private parts. You don't have to pull over or anything. Warm water is squirted on your junk as you continue driving down the highway doing 90 mph.

Hence the name of the option "Rear (End) Wiper".

Glad I could help in your understandings and save you from all that confusion.

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The following sourced from Artificial Intelligence (AI).

A bidet is a plumbing fixture that sprays water to clean the genital and anal areas after using the toilet:
Bidets can be standalone units, attachments, or handheld devices. They can be attached to the side of the toilet bowl, or integrated into the toilet seat or car seat itself as a bidet toilet. Some bidets have a detachable hose.

[Marcuse]

22. Great minds think alike.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

36. 😬

[Enter stage left]

13. Uh, knowing you...that's NOT what you think it is!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

37. 😁

[marble falls]

14. It's because you can get this option if you'd like ...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

38. 😬

[Historic NY]

15. Rear Bidet.

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its a blast/

[Floyd R. Turbo]

39. 🌊

[elleng]

16. Lucky. (LOL!)

PISSED that there's no such thing on my 3 year old Toyo; sure as hell had them on OLD Toyo, and VWs, rabbit and Jettas.

Not joking, just pissed.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

40. 😢

[dai13sy]

17. A rear window wiper - sure comes in handy when it rains. I use mine all the time.

[Enter stage left]

18. Oh, I get it, a WINDOW wiper.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

41. 😨

[Martin Eden]

19. Driver seats have more functions than ever!

How did it feel?

[boonecreek]

20. Almost got me!

Glad I read some replies before I started to
go on about the S10 Blazer I had with the rear wiper.

[mike_c]

21. it should activate with the heated seats

Bada-boom.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

23. You'll need to enlarge your bathroom so you can park it beside the toilet. . . . nt

[LudwigPastorius]

24. Don't know if you're a golfer, but some friendly advice.

Stay off the ball washers. Those things hurt like hell.

[usonian]

25. You can get "the look" with a little art work.

Found this along the way. Interesting.




I'd avoid the electric model.

[snot]

26. Nevermind the "Rear Camera"!

Please don't use both at the same time.

[WestMichRad]

27. Does it also have...

… a rear washer?

[LeftInTX]

28. Mine is only a dry wipe. I want full service! :(