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This will be something I do or will try to do every week. A top ten list of things in pop culture. The list is subjective to my opinion, but feedback and entries you list could be used in future lists as long as the feedback is relatively polite. Now, on with the list.
I love bad movies more than good movies. There is nothing more entertaining like a bad movie. Bad movies are a train-wreck and a good one is a diamond in the rough. Especially when everything goes wrong. These movies are so bad, they are good. Only if a movie is boring, lame, and forgettable are they torture to watch. Good bad movies are none of these qualities. When judging these movies, as always, three rules apply:
A: No comedies. There are just so many ways to say this isnt funny.
B: It must be a movie that isnt self aware that it is a bad movie. It must be done with the conviction that all involved thought it was a great piece.
C: No direct-to-video, so Asylum or Steven Seagal movies. It had to see a theater, even if it showed only one time in a two seat theater in Frogballs, Arkansas.
For people my age, think of Mystery Science Theater 3000, which is probably my favorite show of all time.
Without further ado, here is my list of the Ten movies of the worst movies made since 1970.
HM: Birdemic: Shock and Terror - A really shitty Birds rip off with an environmental message that is as subtle as a brick in the face. This is so bad in so many ways, but its the memorable second half when it goes off the rails is just one laugh after another unintentional laugh. Just so you understand what I mean, watch it and remember three words: dive-bombing exploding birds.
10: The Apple - A musical about corporate control of life, government, and society, this was Cannon Films first attempt to enter the mainstream as its producer was one of the two people that led Cannon films. Terrible songs that rhyme man with woman (?), terrible choreography, and a deus ex machina endings to seal its fate. For those who dont know Cannon films, look up Superman 4 and watch the dumpster fire from beginning to end.
09: Ricky Oh, The Story of Ricky - Ultra violent comic book of a movie with some of the worst dubbing, acting, action scenes (which are over-the-top graphic) that make no sense, and a plot that makes no appearance once in the movie. Pay attention to the video collection in the one eyed assistant wardens offices background. Im sure, by the size of the boxes, you will think the same thing I did. BTW, for more fun, get the dubbed version over the subtitled version. As stated earlier, the dubbing is howlingly bad.
08: The Toxic Avenger - Truma Films is as bad as the Asylum and The Toxic Avenger is one of the worst (I chose this over Surf Nazis Must Die only because this one is more mainstream). Comedy that either doesnt hit or is cringe worthy, over the top violence that was done by a blind four year old, and characters that are just indescribable. This is a major watch with friends over beer and riffing.
07: Hard Ticket To Hawaii - Andy Sedaris made a film series about a group known as the L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies, which are very talented women try to save the world in bikinis and showing off their huge assets, along with their model male friends who cant keep their hands off the ladies (and visa versa). This train wreck includes the thinnest of plots, horrible acting, and a killer snake. But, for male version, the boobs per minute ratio is pretty high.
06: House of the Dead - Uwe Boll is the modern day Edward D. Wood, Jr. Both have no talent, no ability, and no clue. At least Wood, from all accounts, was a really awesome dude. Boll is a massive dick with a huge ego. I could go into the every problem with this piece of shit, but acid spraying zombies is all I need to say. Any movie based on a video game is likely going to suck.
05: Samurai Cop - Toss up between this and Killing, American Style, but this has to be the first of the two you watch. Every frame of this piece of shit is a masterpiece of how not to make a movie. The acting, overt racism, over the top violence, and Japanese mafia that doesnt look Japanese, this flick has everything for a bad movie fan, especially the wigs. In fact, most movies with the legendary actor Robert Za Dar are so bad, it's good material.
04: Night of the Lepus - How NOT to make a monster movie about chemically and genetically altered animals! Every thing about this movie is wrong, especially the choice of monster and the acting that is so wooden and forced, it makes Willam Shatner seem Oscar worthy. Set in Arizona, this deals with ranchers dealing with the most dangerous threat mankind ever encountered. This is movie is such a travesty, you feel bad for the monster at the end when the people finally solve the problem. A list talent + C list director + F list script + Z list concept = shit on a shingle.
03: Troll 2 - I dont know where to start with this piece of garbage. It is probably the worst movie made in years, but every word, scene, frame, and second is so bad its good material. It produced a meme (Oh My Goooooooooooooooooooooood!) and is pure entertainment from beginning to end. Note to how the kid stops his parents from eating scene, and how the kid stops the trolls from winning and what he uses.
02: The Room - Proof green screens are more important than scripts. This has been on many lists for the worst movie ever made and deservedly so. Important topics like having cancer are given passing comment, then never mentioned again, people are pretty much idiots in this movie, and all probably can be solved by throwing a football around. Oh, and chickens make a cheep, cheep, cheep sound according to the director, writer, producer, and star (all the same person). Arent vanity projects wonderful?
01: For Yur Height Only - The Philippines is not known for good movies, but this one is a classic. I mean CLASSIC. A blatant 007 rip off where the spy is three feet tall. So many dick punches. So many great bad movie moments. So many ways to riff this movie until you cant stop laughing at the stupidity you watch. Shout out to how Weng Weng escapes a top story hotel room, comments about where he would be by the villains, how Weng Weng beat up people three times his size, and how he gets to secret island. Also, his nipples are HUGE!!!! This is pure cant turn your ahead away ten car crash that is so perfectly made as crap that it is the #1 on this bad movie list thi time.
Addendum: I will revisit this list often as there are so many I didnt list. The Man from Harlem being one, any Neil Breen movie, Exorcist 2, etc. So I will come back to this. . .remember, this is only since 1970 so please keep your comments for movies after 1970.
Mike 03
(17,379 posts)terrible films than from studying great films.
In passing, you seemed to reference Exorcist II. Is that "Exorcist II: The Heretic" by John Boorman? I remember seeing that film with my mother and us and many in the audience laughing through the entire thing. And Boorman was a really good director (Deliverance, Beyond Rangoon).
I'll think about your question. Sitting here right now, I remember that three attempts to resurrect the musical in the 70s and 80s didn't go well (to put it mildly):
At Long Last Love (1975, Peter Bogdonavich)
Sg Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1979, Michael Schultz/Robert Stigwood)
Xanadu (1980, Robert Greenwald)
AZLD4Candidate
(6,376 posts)Mad_Dem_X
(9,812 posts)The movie is pretty bad, but the soundtrack is superb.
AZLD4Candidate
(6,376 posts)shit movie, amazing soundtrack.
jmbar2
(6,239 posts)Well done!
sinkingfeeling
(53,259 posts)Midnight Writer
(23,138 posts)AZLD4Candidate
(6,376 posts)Nice to see another bad movie fan.
efhmc
(15,040 posts)JohnnyRingo
(19,428 posts)When I was a teen I stopped into the local theater to see a flick that starred Ringo. Despite a cast with more A listers than I've ever seen, the movie tanked and became a cult classic. I streamed it for free recently.
"Candy" is unbelievably bad, but mesmerizing at the same time. I recently streamed it for free.
The movie you never heard of with a cast you've never seen in one place.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy_(1968_film)
I was having modem issues that made it hard to post. I think I fixed it.
Nope. The movie is so bad I can't link directly to it. You have to find it under "Candy" disambiguation
AZLD4Candidate
(6,376 posts)JohnnyRingo
(19,428 posts)You won't believe the casting
AZLD4Candidate
(6,376 posts)JohnnyRingo
(19,428 posts)It brought back some memories of my youth.
AZLD4Candidate
(6,376 posts)I never thought I'd say Richard Burton was a terrible actor, but in this, he sucks.
And the actress always calling John Astin "daddy" just screams cringe.
Knowing how much of a man whore Richard Burton was, I am wondering if he was getting with the lead actress off camera and how she could stomach the bourbon smell coming from his breath and pores.
JohnnyRingo
(19,428 posts)I'm not sure how he attracted so much talent, but that was the reason ABC bankrolled the movie.
AZLD4Candidate
(6,376 posts)It stars Charles Aznavour, Marlon Brando, Richard Burton, James Coburn, John Huston, Walter Matthau and Ringo Starr.
WTF?????
Ocelot II
(121,505 posts)It was supposed to be based on Candide, and it has an all-star cast, but it was terrible. You keep watching it for the same reason people gawk at bloody car accidents.
Ocelot II
(121,505 posts)Let me add to the list another cinematic gem, Frogs, also involving Nature gone mad. Spoiler alert: Ray Milland gets hopped to death at the end by mutant frogs.
AZLD4Candidate
(6,376 posts)I loved how the turtle killed the woman and how the ground came to life to eat the man.
The only death that didn't make me laugh was the snakebite.
MorbidButterflyTat
(2,636 posts)Like Joan Van Ark running around in a Onesie.
Ray Milland barking at everyone about his stupid birthday.
Killer frogs.
But... Sam Elliott was smoking hot.
It probably doesn't fit your criteria, but "The Thing with Two Heads," from 1972 with Ray Milland and Rosey Grier was bonkers.
Also, "X: The Man with the X-ray Eyes," another Ray Milland gem, but from 1963.
They may not make your list but someone may appreciate the suggestions and enjoy watching them.
MST3K is one of my favorite shows of all time.
3catwoman3
(25,683 posts)And he still is!
Diamond_Dog
(35,178 posts)Even for two drunks we thought it was awful.
Ocelot II
(121,505 posts)boonecreek
(197 posts)Ray Milland is this rich old racist whose health
is failing so he has his head transplanted on to
the body of a death row inmate played by former
Giants and Rams defensive lineman Roosevelt
Grier. I was 21 when this came out but I knew
it was a stinker.
GReedDiamond
(5,381 posts)...one of the executive producers of that film, a guy named John Lawrence.
He had the movie poster for it on the wall next to his desk.
boonecreek
(197 posts)GReedDiamond
(5,381 posts)...mostly in his bedroom where his wife would lay in bed all day.
I don't even remember what kind of work I was doing.
His wife was a major distraction in her "baby doll" style bed clothes.
It was weird.
doc03
(36,964 posts)zombies. Bill Murray was the town sheriff, him and his deputy just stood around trying to figure out
what to do while the zombies had run of the town. It was pretty funny.
Bristlecone
(10,523 posts)cynical_idealist
(460 posts)Saw this for the first time a couple months ago:
1980
"Sci-fi", odd mix of ideas and cheap execution.
Quite a few LOL moments
Young girl was the best actor in the movie.
Tripper11
(4,354 posts)https://www.imdb.com/title/tt23556408/?ref_=nm_flmg_job_1_cdt_t_4
With Don Johnson, yeah, he's definitely not a favourite of ours, but as I mentioned, the trailer was actually pretty good, good enough to draw us in to watch the damned thing.
As we started watching it seemed ok, decent pacing, but then, not sure what it was, it wasn't something I could pinpoint, but I turned to my wife and asked, this a really bad movie isn't it? She agreed.
But then we both agreed that we had committed, so we might as well enjoy it's total baddness.
catbyte
(35,991 posts)Ambien and the plot was a mess, yet I was still entertained by pointing out all the ridiculous plot lines. This guy does a good job of pointing out all of the "movie sins" in it.
boonecreek
(197 posts)"Heaven's Gate" by Michael Cimino. Set during the Johnson County War
in 1890 Wyoming it was originally 3h 39min long. After it's disastrous
opening it was re-edited to 149 mins then later back to 228 mins. It took
so long to shoot that John Hurt left the production and made "The
Elephant Man" then came back to shoot more scenes for this. What I
remember of it was long and dull. Indoor scenes were so dark and hazy
it was hard to tell what was going on Estimated cost was $40,000,000
and U.S. - Canada gross receipts were less than $3.9 mil. Full disclosure:
I cheated a bit on this using IMDb trivia but remember trying watch it and
giving up.
yourout
(8,137 posts)enid602
(9,088 posts)Eating Raoul.
LogDog75
(173 posts)Starring Kevin Costner. In a post-apocalyptic American, the survivors become tribal living in their fortified towns against a warlord. Costner's character found a dead postal carrier and put on his uniform and when he arrived at a town everyone thought he was a postman and that the nation was being brought back. He establishes a pony express-style mail system which draws the attention of the warlord.
The movie got panned but, IMO, it was interesting seeing what it would take to bring tribes of people together.
LeftInTX
(30,633 posts)Hobo with Shotgun
A homeless vigilante blows away crooked cops, pedophile Santas, and other scumbags with his trusty pump-action shotgun.
Screened at the Sundance Film Festival
Disco Godfather
Rudy Ray Moore's fourth in a series of cult favorites finds him playing an ex-cop called back into action to stop an angel dust producer. The angel dust hallucinations alone are well worth the price of admission
ProfessorGAC
(70,625 posts)I mean, that movie was epically awful.
About the only good thing in it was Aerosmith doing Come Together.
It is definitely in my top 10 worst movie I've ever seen.
My list would be very different as I would have Titanic on it. My wife & I hated it. So kuch so that we walked out because we couldn't stop laughing and people around us were getting mad.
LeftInTX
(30,633 posts)ProfessorGAC
(70,625 posts)The songs are good.
But, I'll never watch it again.
Thing is, your reply somewhat validated my pick.
After I posted, I thought maybe it didn't count because the OP qualified the topic with "so bad, it's good", and Sgt. Pepper didn't pass the "it's good" part.
But, since you'd watch it again, maybe it I'd a good pick!
3catwoman3
(25,683 posts)Had to see this as a homework assignment for an art appreciation class in my freshman year of college 1969.
Boring, boring, boooooooooooooooooooooooooooring.
The professor for that class was kind of a jerk. One of his assignments was to do a comparison between a silk serigraph and a bulldozer - WTF. He also didn't put letter grades on assignments - he's give them one dot, two dots, or three dots. He did manage to come up with letter grades for our academic records.
I'd really been looking forward to this class, and it was a huge disappointment.
LeftInTX
(30,633 posts)It doesn't look seem like the trailer..LOL They must have crammed the fun stuff into a few minutes and into the trailer..LOL
Paladin
(28,977 posts)That half-second view of female pubic hair was a huge factor in the movie's national popularity...
DBoon
(23,173 posts)The film centers on a small town that is besieged by three aliens that have crash-landed in the nearby forest.
A Colorado ski resort is besieged by a sub-human beast that commits brutal murders on the slopes.
If you want more like this, see Nightmare Theater on PBS https://www.wsre.org/productions/nightmare-theatre/
underpants
(187,387 posts)This was a quickly made byproduct of American Idol probably at its peak. The competition was Kelly Clarkson springboard to fame and fortune. Justin came in second but the production hinted there was something going on with them.
boonecreek
(197 posts)"Battlefield Earth". Yeesh, what an awful movie. John Travolta came across like a 12 year old schoolyard bully and Forrest Whitaker has done far better. I remember one review saying "A plodding turgid movie based on a plodding turgid book".