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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA snail walked into a bar.
Snail says: Can I get a whiskey and coke?
Bartender says: I'm sorry, but we don't serve snails.
The bartender took the snail and threw him out the door.
3 months later, the snail comes in again and says:
Why the fuck did you do that?!

True Dough
(23,759 posts)really foul-mouthed snail. I bet if you look into his criminal history, there's probably some offenses on his rap sheet.
Keep your distance from snails like that, Lucky. They're bad news.
LuckyCharms
(20,352 posts)since they can't fight because they're so slow, so they have to use verbal intimidation, and that includes rough language.
True Dough
(23,759 posts)you were an enabler. Brash and cursing like a sailor is no way to go through life, no matter how slow! They ought to be the strong, quiet type, IMO.
TommieMommy
(2,209 posts)LuckyCharms
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roscoeroscoe
(1,751 posts)More!
Niagara
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SWBTATTReg
(25,509 posts)CTyankee
(66,634 posts)I'm stupid tonight.
SWBTATTReg
(25,509 posts)slow too, in drinking, etc., hence the delayed reaction to being thrown out, 3 months later...
I know, I know, corny but still funny to me.
CTyankee
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SWBTATTReg
(25,509 posts)UpInArms
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lapucelle
(20,360 posts)...thanks.