A snail walked into a bar.

[LuckyCharms]

Snail says: Can I get a whiskey and coke?

Bartender says: I'm sorry, but we don't serve snails.

The bartender took the snail and threw him out the door.

3 months later, the snail comes in again and says:

Why the fuck did you do that?!

[True Dough]

1. This was a

really foul-mouthed snail. I bet if you look into his criminal history, there's probably some offenses on his rap sheet.

Keep your distance from snails like that, Lucky. They're bad news.

[LuckyCharms]

2. Snails have to project courage and fearlessness

since they can't fight because they're so slow, so they have to use verbal intimidation, and that includes rough language.

[True Dough]

9. I didn't know

you were an enabler. Brash and cursing like a sailor is no way to go through life, no matter how slow! They ought to be the strong, quiet type, IMO.

[TommieMommy]

3. That's funny 😁👍 thank you

[LuckyCharms]

4. You're welcome, TommieMommy!

[roscoeroscoe]

5. More

More!

[Niagara]

6. Snort, snort

[SWBTATTReg]

7. It took me a bit to figure it out, and then Wham! The joke hit me. Ha ha heh!!

[CTyankee]

10. Could you let the rest of us know?

I'm stupid tonight.

[SWBTATTReg]

12. Well, you know how slow snails are, in traveling, etc., and the hitch here is that they are the same way in thinking,

slow too, in drinking, etc., hence the delayed reaction to being thrown out, 3 months later...

I know, I know, corny but still funny to me.

[CTyankee]

13. OK, thank you. It's a cute joke but speaking of slow things....my mind...

[SWBTATTReg]

14. I know the feeling, ha ha heh. Be safe out there. They're expecting us here in STLMO to get a lot of snow!

[UpInArms]

8. Thank you

[lapucelle]

11. Great joke...

...thanks.