At a traffic light...🌸🌹🌺🌻🌼?

[justaprogressive]

A guy meets a friend at the traffic light and goes: —Hey, how's your life going? —Great, I'm making a lot of money. —Ah, well, well, perfect. I'm full of money too. —Ah, ok; So, why do you drive that old Dacia? —Look, it's my lucky car and I wouldn't change it for anything in the world! —What do you mean? —I mean there's a genie inside the trunk —Are you kidding me?? —No, not at all. So the guy opens the trunk and inside there is a genie. And he goes: —Look: "Genie, I want a pasta carbonara!" And hop!... The genie makes a pasta alla carbonara appear. —Unbelievable! —Wait, wait. Watch: "I want a four-season pizza"... And there is the pizza. The other guy goes: —Wow, but it's amazing, incredible! I want this car! —No, look, there is no talk of it at all; I don't sell it and you know why. —Do you accept one million? —No, I don't want to know about it —For 2 millions? —No, absolutely nothing —Ok, and for 5 millions?" —Well... okay, okay.

They go to the bank, sign a contract, the guy takes the check and the other takes the car. He comes home with that old Dacia, his girlfriend sees the car and says: —But.. but what is that crap?? —No, look, you don't understand, darling; this car is magical! Inside the trunk there is a genie. —Are you kidding me? —No, no, look... He opens the trunk and the genie appears. And he goes: —Now, look. "Genie: do you see my wife? I want you to cover her with diamonds." And the genie says: —No, look, Luca hasn't explained it to you; I only can make 4 seasons pizza and pasta a la carbonara...