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What did the bath tub say to the toilet? Answer is you look flushed or you look drained. (Original Post) debm55 4 hrs ago OP
You look flushed! displacedvermoter 4 hrs ago #1
Congadulations, you are correct. debm55 4 hrs ago #4
You look a little flushed. LogDog75 4 hrs ago #2
Congratulations you are correct. debm55 4 hrs ago #5
"I am feeling drained." John1956PA 4 hrs ago #3
Good answer, I will include also. Congratulations, debm55 4 hrs ago #6
Outstanding! displacedvermoter 4 hrs ago #7
Deb, that bathtub was a real mouthy piece of work... LuckyCharms 4 hrs ago #8
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, Thank you Lucky. debm55 3 hrs ago #10
Deb, the bathtub was so angry that LuckyCharms 3 hrs ago #9
Oh you. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH. debm55 3 hrs ago #11
To quote Beyonce.... some_of_us_are_sane 3 hrs ago #12
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Thank you , some_of_us_ are_sane. debm55 3 hrs ago #13

LuckyCharms

(22,978 posts)
8. Deb, that bathtub was a real mouthy piece of work...
Thu May 7, 2026, 09:59 AM
4 hrs ago

so the better question would be...

What DIDN'T the bathtub say to the toilet, over and over again, obnoxiously?

LuckyCharms

(22,978 posts)
9. Deb, the bathtub was so angry that
Thu May 7, 2026, 10:09 AM
3 hrs ago

it reverted to archaic English language, and screamed at the toilet:

MOISTEN THY BOWL AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE, THOU WRETCHED WATER BEAST!

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