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LuckyCharms

(23,165 posts) Wed May 20, 2026, 12:41 PM Wednesday

If someone asks me if I have any scars, I dramatically lift my shirt and show them my belly button while screaming...

SEE THIS HERE?

I GOT IT IN A KNIFE FIGHT WITH A MASKED MAN AFTER BEING EVICTED FROM MY FIRST HOME.

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If someone asks me if I have any scars, I dramatically lift my shirt and show them my belly button while screaming... (Original Post) LuckyCharms Wednesday OP

Imaginative Marthe48 Wednesday #1

Marthe... LuckyCharms Wednesday #3

Let me get back to you on that Marthe48 Wednesday #4

Would it make a difference if I LuckyCharms Wednesday #5

I sent a letter Marthe48 Wednesday #6

Bwahahaha sheshe2 Wednesday #2

You got me again. Heck of a sense of humor you've got there Lucky. LoisB Wednesday #7

Thanks, Lois! LuckyCharms Wednesday #8

Lol FemDemERA Wednesday #9

Marthe48

(23,499 posts)

1. Imaginative

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed May 20, 2026, 01:05 PM

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LuckyCharms

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3. Marthe...

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #1)

Wed May 20, 2026, 01:12 PM

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are you going to buy me that miniature Grateful Dead Wall of Sound, or not?

Marthe48

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4. Let me get back to you on that

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #3)

Wed May 20, 2026, 01:22 PM

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I submitted your request to my bookie. I mean bookkeeper

LuckyCharms

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5. Would it make a difference if I

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #4)

Wed May 20, 2026, 01:29 PM

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spoke directly to your bookkeeper?

I'll do that if it would help.

I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES, MARTHE!

Marthe48

(23,499 posts)

6. I sent a letter

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #5)

Wed May 20, 2026, 01:42 PM

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The postman brought it back

Stamped
Address unknown
no such number
no such zone

And even more bad news---I checked my bank account. Banker said "What bank account?"

Thank you for discovering a serious problem. I must investigate.