FUCK that asshole Trump and his "state of Canada"

[NotANeocon]

Does he really think that any self respecting Canadian would want to leave Canada to live in Trumps lawless gunslinger country? A rogue country that has been at war with some other nation since the 1930s Where people are killed simply because a neighbour has a fit of pique. Where the supreme court has been captured and renders solely political verdicts based frequently on unproven religious nonsense. Where the court system had always been designed to be based on actors presenting show plays instead of a legal system with rules of action and evidence. Where Women are, and always have been second class citizens and a chattel of people with penises.

In short a country where outlaws have been heroes and violence has been normalised from the time it was founded. In fact a small part of the earths population and less than 1/2 of the North American continent despite claiming it IS 'AMERICA".

A NATION THAT NEVER HAS BEEN, AND I HAVE NO DOUBT NEVER WILL BE CIVILISED.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

1. Every time he says 51st state, say "55 electoral votes for President Kamala Harris"

Of course he's not serious about it. He just thinks he can create more chaos by attacking the USA's greatest friend.

[Mister Ed]

2. No, he doesn't think for a moment that you and other Canadians would like to join the U.S.

He's just trying to humiliate you, belittle you, and generally shit on you because that's who he is and what he does.

I am more sorry than words can express that my countrymen have elected a leader who will treat you and your proud nation in such a way.

I'm sorry, and I'm ashamed. Deeply ashamed.

[Dave Bowman]

3. Turd is such an immature troll. He loves to piss everybody, must suck to be him.

[2naSalit]

4. He takes pleasure in...

Being a complete and utter fucking prick.

[zorbasd]

6. It was a very grave mistake for Trudeau to go

down to ML and talk with TSF. What was he thinking!

[Dan]

8. Actually Trudeau had no choice

Canada doesn’t allow convicted felons in their country - whereas we elect them as POTUS.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

10. 1. Invite was before the tariff threat. 2. Trudeau got a good deal in 2018

3. This time, tRump is lumping Canada in with Mexico. It is good to disabuse him of the notion that the two are equivalent.

4. Ignoring tRump infuriates him. Barking at him or trolling him infuriates him. Massaging his ego soothes him. Trudeau knows this.

[Bev54]

13. As a Canadian, I understand his need to go, we need to

Know what is coming at us. After yesterday’s fiasco with Freeland’s quitting as deputy PM and finance minister, I only hope this was not done byTrudeau at request of Trump. Trump hates Freeland, she is like a Canadian Pelosi to him. She is incredibly smart, sees through the BS and hates Putin. She was a big part of dealing with his administration the first time, more so than Trudeau. He took with him the minister that is taking Freeland’s position. Fuck, I hope he didn’t give into Trump, that will destroy his total legacy that up to this past year has been pretty damn good. The Canadian people would never forgive him but if so, Freeland would be our next PM.

[KT2000]

5. I live across from Victoria BC

and travel there sometimes. From now on I will wear a jacket that says "I did not vote for trump" on the back - sort of like Malaria's jacket.

[Fiendish Thingy]

7. Trump's assholery could actually help the Liberals retain power next fall

But with a new leader, not Trudeau.

[Evolve Dammit]

9. Orange Julius has made us a dangerous embarrassment to the whole world. Good travels. Maple leaves on luggage time.

[surfered]

11. We're hoping the Canadians will take us in

[Be Leave On]

12. twelve states?

Canada has twelve sovereign Provinces and/or Territories.
Would each get two Senators, and proportional Representatives?
What about Quebec, where they don't speak hillbilly English?
It doesn't sound like a well conceived "plan", even if Canadians didn't have so many good reasons to reject the dumb idea.

[Bev54]

15. Well we would rather that the entire West Coast and partial east coast of the US

Became part of Canada. That would automatically give those states healthcare, gun controls and abortion being a part of healthcare not part of your criminal code. We have the energy and water for your needs as well. What do you say?

[Hermit-The-Prog]

19. I was told that Canada will annex (rescue) Kentucky first. We have lots of timber.

I already wear flannel, watch curling when I get the chance, and would gladly start watching hockey games.

How 'bout it, Canada, eh?

[Bev54]

20. Nah, not interested, we have plenty of timber and flannel

[drmeow]

23. Canada as a giant

cross between a trapper hat and a beefeater (grenadier bearskin) hat on the MAGA head of middle America - I love it (as long as it extends to Virginia on the east side!

[applegrove]

22. Canada has thirteen sovereign Provinces and/or Territories

Nunavut was created out of the very, very northern most parts of the country in 1999.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nunavut

[quakerboy]

14. Yes. Because Its his, so its obviously superior to anything you might have.

That said, if CBC.CA is to be trusted, there are around 800 thousand Canadian citizens living in the USA, while as best as i can tell from a quick google search, there may be as many as 750 thousand Americans living in Canada. Which, given the respective populations, means a much higher percentage of Canadians have come to the US to live than have gone the other way.

[dawn5651]

16. alberta and the free dumb convoy

[Figarosmom]

17. I have this crazy idea that tsf and putin want to recreate the soviet union only this time with

The USA (Alaska) Canada and the rest of the North Amerisan Continent along with the rest of Europe. I wonder what threats tsf has issued to the European leaders he's visited.

[Dave Id]

18. State

Fuck Donald J Trump in his state of delusion.

[littlemissmartypants]

21. His grandfather died...

In the Yukon during the gold rush iirc. Maybe he’s looking for retribution. He’s such a stupid ash*le.