Florida (where else, of course) man calls synthetic weed his yard clippings.

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After being pulled over, Florida man Jayson Curtiss tried to explain away the bag of green leafy stuff in his vehicle.

“I am a licensed dealer of that,” Curtiss first said.

“It is for aroma therapy,” he then claimed.

Finally, the 38-year-old Floridian floated a third explanation:

“It’s my yard clippings,” he said

The cops weren't buying and sent the "yard clippings" to the lab for analysis. The lab came back to say it was XLR-11, a synthetic and illegal cannabinoid.