Police tazer man for having sex with a car

[Kaleva]

“Officers were there, and he continued to try and have sex with the tailpipe of the car. He would not listen to commands or anything. ... They ended up taking him.”

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/sex-with-car-man-tasered-by-kansas-police-for-indecent-act/news-story/8b2188ae541663d6808c1e2702a15780

This wouldn't happen if tailpipes weren't shaped so erotically.

[Yonnie3]

1. To fully comprehend this ...

I need to know if the car was turned on.


(Running that is)

[Kaleva]

2. Car was reportedly making these sounds

[Xipe Totec]

3. Still doesn't explain why they felt compelled to use a tazer

Seems like just walking up to the guy and pulling him out should be enough.

Why do peace officers feel compelled to use their toys?

[marylandblue]

6. Why do men feel compelled to use theirs?

[yonder]

4. Cars do about everything these days. nt

[Bob Loblaw]

5. No muff too tough

nt

[Jake Stern]

7. Shagging a car could lead to exhaustion!

[Bob Loblaw]

10. I'm sure he was

tired.

[democratisphere]

8. Now THAT is desperate.

Wonder if the car will file charges.

[dameatball]

9. In some states if the car ws over 13 years old it could be legal.

[marble falls]

11. And he burnt his lips.

[Blue Owl]

12. Did he put his junk in the trunk?

n/t

[Kaleva]

13. Older guys have to use the gas filler.