Woman blew up microwave at 7-Eleven with urine sample

[47of74]

I'm guessing she was trying to boil the J of her urine...

A Colorado woman has been cited by police after a container of what appeared to be urine blew up as she was heating it up in a microwave at a 7-Eleven.

Police say the incident occurred in the convenience store chain’s Aurora location last week when the clerk heard a loud bang and saw 26-year-old Angelique Sanchez take a white plastic bottle out of the microwave.

A police report says when confronted by the clerk, Sanchez wiped a yellow liquid that smelled like urine onto the floor and walked out.

Police located Sanchez at a nearby clinic where she had planned to take a urinalysis test for a potential employer.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that boiling one's urine would not eliminate evidence of J or any other substances she might have been doing...

[TeamPooka]

1. I'm never having a yellow Slurpee again. nt

[3catwoman3]

2. Maybe she should be introduced to the...

...public pooping school superintendent.

[lapfog_1]

3. not her urine

common thing by drug users is to get "clean urine" (refrigerated) and take it to the pee in a cup place for analysis. Heating it to body temperature is required to not "give away" the secret.

She probably didn't think about how long to heat it.

[Cartoonist]

4. So what happened?

Was it the sulphur that caused the explosion?

[Rorey]

6. Probably forgot to take the lid off

That would be my guess.

[Lucky Luciano]

5. IM guessing it was someone else's urine.

She needed to heat it up because testers are wise to people giving urine samples from someone else which would most likely not be at body temperature.

[Kaleva]

8. In the Navy, we had to piss in a cup right in front of the Master At Arms.

There was no way one could use another person's urine.

[dhill926]

7. what a pissah....