Turkmens warned over presidential toilet paper - Police are inspecting toilets

[muriel_volestrangler]

Local police in Turkmenistan are inspecting toilets for evidence that locals have been using newspapers containing photographs of President Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov to wipe themselves, it's been reported.

The regional police in the western region of Balkan have allegedly instructed community policing officers to check toilets in public places and private houses, and to find evidence of people using newspapers with pictures of the country's president as tissue paper, Moscow-based news website Fergana.ru - known for its credible reporting on Turkmen affairs - reports.

Officers have been told to look for the Turkmen leader's "soiled" pictures at landfill sites, as well as among garbage at waste collection points.

"There is a special janitor at each landfill site whose job is to inspect garbage, to look for soiled newspaper photos, to establish the house or flat of the newspaper subscriber and to report it to the police," Fergana says.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-44236375

Hey guys, you know that image of the Trump-Kim summit coin that's now going spare ... ?

[RockRaven]

1. You can buy Trump-faced toilet paper on amazon

maybe that is why Trump is so angry at Jeff Bezos, and not the WaPo.

[marble falls]

2. Dammit Muriel, do not be giving cheetolini any freaking ideas!!!