Naked man with rake attacks New Port Richey couple

[47of74]

Naked man. Florida.

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (WFLA) - Attacked by a naked man swinging a rake! The victim in this case fought back.
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He grabbed a hammer and went to town.

Armed with a yard rake, the accused attacker met his match when the victim grabbed a hammer.

Deputies say Maurice Castaneda, not wearing a stitch of clothes, barged into Bill and Crystal Colwell's home.

[HopeAgain]

1. Just another day in New Port Richey.

Ground zero for Florida Man...

[yonder]

2. crazy phuck, I hope he gets the help he needs

BTW, it looked like an Estwing hammer. Good tools.

[shenmue]

3. I live a few miles away

[sdfernando]

4. Great!..no I can't get that freakin song out of my head.

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning

[liberal N proud]

5. Florida Man attacks again

[SCantiGOP]

6. Too bad it was a rake

A better headline would have been: Naked Man with Ho

[Javaman]

7. "The cop told us yesterday, the best thing we should do is get a gun now," said Crystal.

um, what?

soooooo, while the hammer did the trick, a gun AFTER THE FACT, will be better?

[FSogol]

8. Oh bath salts. Are there no end to your hijinks?