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Related: About this forumIf you're going to get nekkid and copulate with your SO in a car, do not do it in...
...parking lot of the fuzz's headquarters
According to cops in Birmingham, a Detroit suburb, a patrolman last Thursday pulled into the parking lot of police headquarters around 12:15 AM and spotted an “unknown vehicle” that was running and situated in a “municipal vehicles only” spot.
Upon approaching the auto, the cop “noticed the rear windows were fogged up” and the car’s two inhabitants--a 25-year-old woman and a 24-year-old man--were naked in the back seat.
The young couple has a different sort of date now. A court date, that is....
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mopinko
(72,153 posts)SCantiGOP
(14,356 posts)He died of alcohol, cigarettes and other excesses years ago, but he was a great humor writer for the Atlanta paper, with his favorite topic being how weird the South is.
He explained that ‘nekkid’ was not just a Southern mispronunciation, as follows:
Naked means you ain’t got no clothes on. Nekkid means you ain’t got no clothes on and you’re getting ready to do the nasty.
rurallib
(63,421 posts)liberal N proud
(61,031 posts)bobbieinok
(12,858 posts)3Hotdogs
(13,834 posts)Driving around Essex Fells, N.j., they came upon the back of what looked like a small factory that was closed for the night. Pulled up behind and and proceeded to partake. They finished the pipe and drove away. Several days later, in daytime, they drove by the factory and discovered..... you know the rest.
I recall her describing driving cross country. Idaho sucks. That's where you run out of drugs.