Florida man exposed himself to toll collectors 7 times, troopers say

[marmar]

A Florida man has been arrested on charges he exposed himself at various toll collectors over a week’s span.

The Florida Highway Patrol said in a statement that Mark Anthony Fillyaw was booked into the Osceola County Jail on Saturday.

All seven instances happened on three days around 7 a.m. as he entered the cash lanes of the toll plazas. Toll workers told troopers the man had no clothes on and was “showing his privates.” ............(more)

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2021/09/13/florida-man-exposed-himself-to-toll-collectors-7-times-troopers-say/

[secondwind]

1. This made me LOL.... thanks.

[underpants]

2. No clothes? He didn't even Porky Pig it?

[ret5hd]

3. Well, hey...who can blame him? Look at that rugged handsomeness...

Truly...could you resist?

[Midnight Writer]

4. Geez, has it gotten to the point you can't offer a toll collector a tip?

[zuul]

5. It's hot in Florida. Everyone needs a 'no pants' day once in a while.

Okay, three days in a row is excessive.

[Thomas Hurt]

6. The trumpers should rise up in this dude's defense, his body his choice...yes?

[Yoyoyo77]

7. Florida, oh yeah. "florida"

[Wicked Blue]

8. He must have gotten a SleaZYPass

instead of an EZPass

[Javaman]

9. "I has ma change in a special pocket"...