Florida Man Allegedly Plays With Self On Ring Camera

[marmar]

DELRAY BEACH, FL (BocaNewsNow.com) (Copyright © 2021 MetroDesk Media, LLC) — A Delray Beach man allegedly satisfied himself multiple times in front of his neighbor’s Ring doorbell camera. The sessions were captured on video and ultimately turned over to police.

Robert Grafton of Brandon Drive allegedly was the man performing on the Ring video. It’s unclear from prosecutors if he’ll get off.

From the Delray Beach Police report:

“The Ring camera captured the subject four separate times masturbating. In the first video which is captured at 0312 hours, the subject is seen approaching the residence from the north side completely naked. The subject is seen holding his penis in his right hand and performing a stroking motion with the hand as he walks closer to the residence and appeared to be looking through the front door window. The subject continues the act and then turns around and leaves the property.

The second video shows the subject already standing in front of the residence clothed in a white and blue robe and performing the same stroking motion as he hold his penis in his right hand. Video #3 and #4 shows the subject already on the property and wearing the same white and blue robe and performing the same act of stroking his penis with his right hand. ....................(more)

https://bocanewsnow.com/2021/11/09/florida-man-allegedly-plays-with-self-on-ring-camera/

[Phoenix61]

1. It's unclear from prosecutors if he'll get off.

Ummm…. seems that’s what led to his arrest.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

8. "It's unclear from prosecutors if he'll get off."

[Hugh_Lebowski]

2. Dang, why do no ladies ever come by and perform like this in front of my Ring camera?

Heck, at this point, I'd even settle for a decent looking guy (not this one of course) ...

Yeah, my life is kinda boring

[SCantiGOP]

3. Good for him

He’ll have plenty of time to masturbate in prison.

[2naSalit]

6. And likely...

With a live audience. What a gig.

[Woodswalker]

4. Well

It is Florida right?

[rurallib]

5. Floridians sure have some interesting ways of introducing themselves

Up here we wave and say "Hi"

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

9. That's what makes him a FLORIDA MAN!

[Kaleva]

7. I like that the article makes very clear man uses his right hand to beat off.

"The subject is seen holding his penis in his right hand and performing a stroking motion with the hand "

"The second video shows the subject already standing in front of the residence clothed in a white and blue robe and performing the same stroking motion as he hold his penis in his right hand."

"Video #3 and #4 shows the subject already on the property and wearing the same white and blue robe and performing the same act of stroking his penis with his right hand."

https://bocanewsnow.com/2021/11/09/florida-man-allegedly-plays-with-self-on-ring-camera/

[Aristus]

10. He sure looks like the kind of guy for whom self-gratification is the only kind he gets.

Dude, shower, shave, dress nicely, be polite, and don't be a creepy, demented doucherag. You're much more likely to up your chances of making it a twosome that way. It's not that difficult.